Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 34: Reese Witherspoon
 

Jessica Alba's bid to steal Anna K's spot atop the Hot or Not throne was thwarted, as Jessica was forced to settle for third all time behind Kate Beckinsale. Next up, Reese Witherspoon walks the line...

Previous Voting Results


I've liked her since The Man In The Moon, but I have to vote not. Sorry Reese!

This one is tough. I think she's incredibly cute, but I don't know if she's hot...

Not even with your tentacle.

A couple years ago, I would have voted hot, no doubt about it. Now, I'm not sure...

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

She messed up Jack Bauer. HOT.

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

And can poke your eye out...

I love her.

Well said, sir.

No! Dear God, no!

Me too.

After much soul-searching, I decided that she is, in fact, still hot.

Yep her chin kills any chance of Reese getting a hot vote from me.

I mentioned this in the Alba thread - I wholeheartedly agree. Our voting standards have changed since the Anna K poll, and as such she needs a re-vote.

Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot.

Nyet.

MILF

You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

Agree...

Agreed. The decision of who to put on here has been masterful lately.

2 thoughts:

1. Reese doesn't really fit my normal voluptuous hot standards, she is not quite curvy enough for me. However - she is one of those chicks that I think is hot despite not being my normal type. something about her does it for me.

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

I do too. But I can't say she's hot although I'd probably walk into a telephone pole if I saw her.

Good point.

I like this idea.

Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale.

Let's not overcomplicate it. A 7 is not hot.

she just doesn't do it for me

She looks and sounds like she would be a terror to be around. If I can tape her mouth shut I'd hit reece's pieces.

if she could promise me she'd always look like what she did on "Walk The Line' i'd say she's undeniably hot. i still voted "hot", but based off of that one movie. i hate her pointy chin.

True, there is more to debate when it is just a binary decision.

You ever see women that you know aren't all that pretty, or don't have a body you find that attractive, yet for some reason the first thing that pops into your head is an strong urge to have sex with them? And that's the only thing you can think of whenever you see them?

This one is that way for me. I don't think she's particularly pretty or attractive. I don't think she's got a particularly appealing body. Yet whenever I see a photo of her all I can think of is how much I'd love to have sex with her.

Hot.

Now that you mention it, GB, I find myself strangely aroused by your comments...

She looks great for having had a couple kids... HOT

Just for the record, there will be no revotes. Anna K is queen until somebody knocks her off. If you start revoting, where do you stop?

The tournament will be everyone's second chance.

So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking?

I'd love to pluck her myself.

You'd like to korni her kova?

Anna come back for more.

Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin? You can only rest one nut on it?

I'd hit it like Mike Tyson - kind of hard, but without much feeling or motivation.

Attractive, alluring, charming, cute, All YES

hot Not!

No reason...

Please quote me completely.

Okay

Done!

Ok, that ruined it.

Thanks a lot.

From now on, whenever I see her, instead of thinking of delicious sex, I'll think of Jay Leno.

My life just got a tiny bit darker.

I hope you're happy, Cougar.

;)

:eek:

Heh heh.

Umm... no :rolleyes: