Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 36: Eva Mendes
 

A little birdy suggested Eva Mendes should be our next contestant. I don't know who she is, but she'll probably do better than Sandra Bullock did. She fell below 50 and went kerbloooooooie!

Previous Voting Results


Looks like time to fire up the ol' Google...

HOTTTTTTTTTTT!

HOOOOTTT!!

Rent a copy of 'Hitch', right away!

Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit!

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

For this reason alone, she must be Anna K.

dola,

I'll be seriously upset if she doesn't take first place. She's a natural beauty!

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

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HOT!!!!

Kodos is a freaking alien. How could you vote not?

Sir, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think you're smokin' something that's impairing your judgement :rolleyes:

Oh hell yeah!!!

None hotter, IMO.

:eek: concur!!!!

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

Kodos just hates women of color ;)

(It's a joke! A joke! *runs*)

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Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Uh...watch any movie she is in which she is not playing a sexy role and she still comes off as hot. She is not trying to be hot, she just is.

Preach the Non-Hotness Brother Kodos

Amen!

Go tell it on the mountain...

Hot like the sun.

I can edit your vote... :)

I love women of color...



... as long as the color is white! :p

Bastard, your vote could have helped this poll. :p

Dude...Noop is sooooo gonna whup your ass.

LOL! I'm sorry but Kodos has left the congregation!


Join us Mustang....join us.

I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter.

Anna K kicks her ass.

The bulk of the evidence I saw said not hot. Just the one picture that got certified as hot.

Another one in my top 3. Very hot.

Were you trying to be poetic there? Because that kind of rhymes. A little.

I agree with you sir, although I think Angelina Jolie should be much higher, but even she can't top Eva.

Anna K doesn't can't even come close to Eva's body. You have to be joking.

Smokin!

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

*AHEM*

I CAN EDIT YOUR VOTE. Or I can just ban your ass. Your choice...

Admit it... you actually are gay ;).

No Jolie, no Mendes.... no hope for Kodos.

And Squidi wins the thread!

Woot!

Well, I'd like to thank all the little people. Without them I wouldn't be where I am today. And also Pumpy for being the guiding light in my posting. And where would I ever be without Jeeber? And I can't forget Bucc... his advice will always be close to my heart. And, of course, my mom and dad. And thank Jesus for giving me this award and stricking down the rest of the heathens from winning the thread.

I give up, I keep forgetting you are alien. You have different standards for beauty. Like measuring pore size, foot width and being close to as flat as possible.

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In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

Any of those pics of her in the white mesh-like top and white bikini bottom.:eek:

Hot Hot Hot

Hmmm, I was thinking Jennifer Esposito...

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

I had to google her as well and some of the pics of her face weren't great. But her body is smokin' hot and well...yeah, she gets my hot vote.

My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft.

By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch.

She was also hot in Out of Time and Training Day.

She's hot, and your getting hotter. :)

En Fuego. mucho hot. easily one of my top 3 babes!

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Meh

Based on her pics, From a distance, hot. Up close, not hot.

Really, really hot.