Love those 6:30 AM conversations with a 4-year old...
 

As usual, as soon as I got up to take a shower, Graham woke up and snuck into my spot in bed. I come back to the room and have these questions:

"Daddy. The front of your underwear is open" (boxers, of course).
"Yeah, I know. They do that sometimes" (especially when your dad could stand to lose a few pounds).
"Why Daddy?"
"I don't know, they just do"
(long pause for more thought. I brace myself)
"Oh, is it for when your penis gets bigger when you have to go potty"
"Well, I don't...um, yes, the hole in the front is so I can go potty"
"How?"
(I then proceed to give a brief demonstration - pun intended - on how the front flap works, and hope that I'm done).
"But, Daddy?"
"Yes"
"What if you have pants on?"
(I then have to put on my pants, and give another demonstration).

I thought my wife was sleeping through this, but when I went over to kiss her goodbye, she was shaking uncontrollably with laughter.

nopixplz

I'll take pics of Mrs. Draft Dodger in bed.

for the record, I knew that's what you'd say. :D

:o

Uh oh. I think my crush on Mrs. Draft Dodger has gotten way too obvious. :D

no not at all.
it's just that I can your mind and stuff.

Wow, you must really like going potty.

I think it's funny that he thinks your penis needs to get bigger.

:mad:

I like when my 3 year-olds point and say, "Daddy, that's your penis."

Just in case, you know...I forget. :D

I was at the store one time, and there was a little girl that, evidently, had just gotten the info from her parents. She was walking up to people saying "Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. Since I am a girl, I have a vagina." Her mom was 9 shades of red.

we have friends who's daughter would start breastfeeding her teddy bear in stores. graham also went through this phase...thankfully not in public though.

Sounds like Kidengarden Cop.

Maybe that's where she got it from. It was back around the time that came out, come to think of it.

What is this word "penis?" That's a "winky" in our house (which has a 4-year-old boy, too).

I use "wee wee" or "Mr. Pee Pee"...

My two-year old was in the tub last week and was checking his equipment out... it's not the first time, but it was the first time he decided to talk about it. He wasn't sure what it was, so he asks, "Tail?"

I'm giggling at this, and I say, "No, it's not a tail. That's your willie."

Didn't take him long to realize that his baby sister (also in the tub) was missing this piece of hardware. "Scarlett's willie gone!"

Lemme tell you... it's just not easy explaining this stuff to a two year old with a straight face.

Obviously these 2 quotes need to be together.

D(ae)D?

He shoots. He scores!

You have to spread some reputation around before you can give it to Hammer755 again.

I still love the 4 year old in the bathtub. Suddenly he gets excited.

"Daddy, what's happening to my penis? It's getting bigger!"

"They do that son."

"Why?"

Some questions, there are no real good answers for.

you sure we're safe here? I'll meet you in the sekrit forum in 10, dood.

I don't get it.

I know.

hay guys lets talk about my penis

(as soon as I find the jar that Mrs. Tudors keeps it in)

that would be your nutz and they are probably in her purse...

;)