Last Meal
 

In this hypothetical scenerio, you raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis, and are getting the death penalty. Tonight is the night, hangman is coming down from the gallows and it won't be very long, there will be no death row pardon two minutes too late.

What do you order to eat from the prison cafeteria?

I believe there was a thread on this a while ago. I will respond with the same thing I said then. I would ask for the hottest Mexican meal so when I shit my pants after I die it smells really bad.

Whenever I get nervous, I always lose my appetite--a last meal would be wasted on me.

So, I'll borrow a page from Dale Gribble and order the rarest truffle in the world. Then, when they are off searching for the rarest truffle in the world, I'd tunnel to freedom. Of course, then I would miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world . . . quite the quandry.

Lindsey Lohan

Vegetable Fajitas from Jose Tejas in Iselin, NJ.

Seems to me it's time for the All-You-Can-Eat buffet AND a famous Waffle House "Bottomless Cup of Coffee"

After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope.

But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.

Taco bell...of course.

Will you marry me?

Man, that steak sounds amazing.

Fried chicken and Waffles

A mesquite smoked 2lb Cowboy Steak from Cattleman's Steakhouse in Fabens, TX with all the sides (sauteed mushrooms, ranch-style beans, creamy cole slaw, rolls, and a Queen of Sheba for dessert).

Best. Meal. Ever.

Tomatoes. Lots and lots of tomatoes. Extra crispy. With elephant sauce.

Another death row marriage....what's wrong with these people.

:D

What do you specifically like from there? I love the nacho cheese Gorditas, and the crunchwrap supreme. That Chicken Ceasar grilled stuf't burrito is great too.

I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet...

I'd just order a bottle of Dom Perignon, dated 2054. I'll wait for it.

Crunchwraps are awesome....My wife digs the Gorditas.I usually down a steak fajita too:)

You are soooooo not my freind anymore :D

Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.

:(

I want it, I really do. I just have to be dead sexy for the wedding...

Well then....i'll just have to double up and eat for you.....cause ya know...that's what freinds are for :D

Not really sure.

But we have like 3 Chicken and Waffles restaurant around the Los Angeles Area.

It more of a soul food place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_and_waffles

A pack of Lifesavers