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korme 05-22-2006 02:15 AM

Does your car have a name
 
So I haven't made a thread in a while and after 5 long years, this is the best I can come up with. On a trip to a Bengals game last fall, talking about the subject, a buddy asked me if I had a name for my car, and I quipped, Yea... Doctor Fantastic. So there we go, that's mine.

96 Honda Accord - Doctor Fantastic

Schmidty 05-22-2006 02:18 AM

I drive a '79 Yugo. It's name is Shorty.

Schmidty 05-22-2006 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
I drive a '79 Yugo. It's name is Shorty.


Dude, you're totally lying. There was not a '79 Yugo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugo


You were thinking of your mommy's lime/rust Pinto.




Edit: I am a dirty liar.

Karlifornia 05-22-2006 03:02 AM

I drive a red '92 Ford Probe. It's a five-speed and it has a spoiler (and front-end body damage). It's name is "Squinty Ferrari" because if you squint, it really does look like a Ferrari. In reality the car is a piece of shit, but I mostly date girls that suffer from astigmatism.

ice4277 05-22-2006 06:44 AM

no

Poli 05-22-2006 07:23 AM

I've called my 2002 Neon "Tasker" a few times...but not lately.

Since I was going to be driving it on base every day (where parking spots are an afterthought and considerably small), I knew it was going to get dinged up.

Pumpy Tudors 05-22-2006 07:37 AM

I'm not answering until I find out what makes Shorty pop up at FOFC these days.

sachmo71 05-22-2006 08:12 AM

my kids call my wife's car "silver car". they call my car "green car". I used to drive "White car", but it got broken and was sold.

Rizon 05-22-2006 08:15 AM

KITT

rkmsuf 05-22-2006 08:52 AM

Shorty's Mom



I was in Shorty's Mom this morning.

scooper 05-22-2006 08:58 AM

We have a yellow Xterra that we call Tonka because the yellow resembles the old Tonka trucks. We evem put a Tonka decal on the back.

VPI97 05-22-2006 08:59 AM

2006 Miata - I call it my early mid-life crisis car.

KWhit 05-22-2006 09:00 AM

I call mine a Honda Accord.

Swaggs 05-22-2006 10:31 AM

I call mine 13 More Payments and I Own You.

finketr 05-22-2006 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
I'm not answering until I find out what makes Shorty pop up at FOFC these days.



it's really an alter-ego quiksand and the computer is doing more data collection.




:cool:

Fonzie 05-22-2006 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71
my kids call my wife's car "silver car". they call my car "green car". I used to drive "White car", but it got broken and was sold.


Same here. We have the "green car" and the "black car." We used to have a "red car" but it got traded in for the "black car."

FrogMan 05-22-2006 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie
Same here. We have the "green car" and the "black car." We used to have a "red car" but it got traded in for the "black car."


in the same line of thought, we have "mommy's car" and "daddy's car". Count on kids to keep things simple...

FM

cthomer5000 05-22-2006 10:55 AM

naming your car is totally gay.

KWhit 05-22-2006 11:12 AM

Homophobe.

Sublime 2 05-22-2006 11:37 AM

My 92 Audi 100's name is Kathy. Named after a friend's mom who is totally hot. So I named my car Kathy because she may be a little old but she's still beautiful!

sachmo71 05-22-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
Shorty's Mom



I was in Shorty's Mom this morning.



My guess is that she was unimpressed. Unless you're a surgeon?

rkmsuf 05-22-2006 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71
My guess is that she was unimpressed. Unless you're a surgeon?


When I pumped the gas, her engine revved.

Critch 05-22-2006 12:21 PM

I don't have a car, but my tivo machine is called "Little Timmy TiVo".

Daimyo 05-22-2006 12:39 PM

I had a friend in college who used to call his car Pergatory which perfectly fit the experience of riding in it.

WSUCougar 05-22-2006 01:20 PM

My wife's '02 Maxima is nicknamed "The Rocket," because that sucker flies like one.

Schmidty 05-22-2006 01:30 PM

Every car my mom ever owned, she named "Nellie".

Our two vehicles have been named by our 4 year-old daughter as "Truckie" (Ford Ranger), and "Troopy" (Isuzu Trooper).

wbatl1 05-22-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71
my kids call my wife's car "silver car". they call my car "green car". I used to drive "White car", but it got broken and was sold.


Thats how my family described cars too. Green and Black for us, though

Raven Hawk 05-22-2006 05:08 PM

My current car does not have a name, but my '96 Mercury Mystique had a name:

The Mercury Mistake

Poli 05-22-2006 05:20 PM

That's the car that caught on fire, correct?

terpkristin 05-22-2006 05:23 PM

I have a 2003 black Mazda Protege5. I call it "Buzz" in part because of how it looks in the spring and summer when the pollen settles on it. :D

/tk

Easy Mac 05-22-2006 06:22 PM

I call my car compensation

I drive a hummer

saldana 05-22-2006 06:26 PM

my 6'5" roommate used to drive a ford festiva....we called it "go little car" because getting the piece of shit to stay running involved us sitting there saying "come on, go little car" and encouraging it not to stall.

Pumpy Tudors 05-22-2006 06:36 PM

Shorty's data mining. :(

Craptacular 05-22-2006 09:11 PM

My current car is the dogmobile. The next one will be twin twins.

Solecismic 05-22-2006 09:53 PM

My first car was a '79 Olds Cutlass Supreme. My friends at work named it "The Tuna Boat."

My current car is a '92 Subaru Legacy. It doesn't have a name, though it's approaching 100 in car years. I should probably call it "George Burns" or something. I'm taking it in tomorrow for a new windshield because I've been driving it with a cracked windshield for nearly a year now, and it'll never pass inspection otherwise.

Joe 05-22-2006 09:54 PM

It is called Nacho

Crim 05-22-2006 10:04 PM

My first car was an 86 Ford Escort. I called it Legion.


Crim

MrBug708 05-23-2006 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97
2006 Miata - I call it my early mid-life crisis car.



Seriously? I guess that is how different the west coast and the east coast is.


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