POLL: Ever have a Condom Break?
 

Well?

I know I haven't had one yet but this one Cambodian girl almost ruined my Cal Ripken like streak.

And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl.

I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc.

Where do you guys stand on that?

What? No Trout?

I've only had a trout experience what. I had to roll the window down and stick my head out.

One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on. We didn't have anymore and she wouldn't make it with me if we didn't have a you-know-what. About 3 days later I convinced her to go at it unsheathed. Her sister was sleeping right next to us.

I try to never wear condoms. One of my favorite lines is "You can't get pregnant here in the hot tub!"

Your friends are stoopid.

I've only robbed the bank witout a ski mask like three or four times, and the girl was on the pill. I won't lie, I was still pretty nervous like the security cameras weren't turned off.

Count it.

My immediate thought reading that was-- Double bagging!!?? Who was this skank?

That's what I'm saying. And you know, you live in the 248 now, you know the lack of Cambodians. I personally find it a clutch find.

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

I am inclined to believe this post cannot be topped.

Yes. Your friends are just jealous of you.

Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. She wasn't exactly an 8, or 7 for that matter. I was just dead set on taking over Cambodia. I pretended I was playing Risk the entire night.

Did you have to "turn in your cards" to get extra armies?

I'd love to see that on law and order.

Nah. Needless to say I evacuated the troops after the inital ground war.

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

Just left that one token army behind while you retreated to reinforce your borders. Wise move. There is hope for you yet, young padawan.

Did you put it on inside out?

OK...I'll take one for the team...why in the world would you want to try that? Afraid you were missing out on something really good?

Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

Had she been Hong Kong I may've taken a tour the scenery but alas, who wants to stay in Cambodia? It was pretty humid there and lots of foilage.

There is/was a family near Rogers. That's your hood, yo.

Plus, condoms make it difficult to pull off a houdini

Don't wear them.

No.


1) knowledge by experience
2) it was getting old
3) easy to clean up

I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

I'll bet you made your mom clean up the mess.

Nah dude. It was my couch.

solid

So does the Cambodian chick have a sister?

I'm not saying you are guilty of not thinking about this, but I'm amazed at the number of younger people who don't ever wear a condom since the girl is on birth control and put themselves at risk for an STD. When I was single, I never went without a condom.

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

*was unaware a long-term relationship cured pre-relationship STDs*

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

He is implying that you are a careless man-whore.

I wasn't, but that's not a bad thought either.

Well, sexual histories are something that I'm very open with girls and I expect them to be the same way. I think it's quite possible to not have to worry about wearing a condom all the time if you can trust your partners.

Not that I had man-cred, but...

I've only been with two women (counting my current g/f of almost 8 years).. I was one's first and one's second...

They were on birth control, and I've NEVER done it without a condom...

And I've had I think two break before...

Fortunately, I haven't had a condom break until I was completely done chewing on it. Perhaps my teeth aren't the strongest, but those things are like some damned Bubblicious. Gosh, I wish my wife would cook real food more often.

I guess I would consider that strange then.

By the way, I wasn't trying to call out Sovereignstar. I take sexual histories as part of psychiatric evaluations, and I'd say that 75% of young men/teenagers that I see don't wear a condom because the "girl is on the pill." I'm just amazed at that trend with the possibility of AIDS and other STD's that can kill.

Don't wear them anymore but had one break when I was like 17 and my girlfriend was 16 at the time, that was about the scariest few weeks of my life.

I've had good results with these:

Thanks, Franklin. You just made me waste a good Mountain Dew when I spit it all over my keyboard. At work. At 5:15pm. Now I have to stay even later to clean it up.

It comes from a VERY strong desire to not have a child before marriage.

Birth Control is not 100% effective.

I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple.

Oh, I wouldn't try to debate that.

Yeah, I had one slip before. Never had any break, though...