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Wow, just wow. Well Informed Journalism Update
I opened up my local paper the other day and read this:
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twinci...s/14741693.htm His e-mail is at the bottom if you want to let him know how much wad he sucks. I have no other words. |
wow.
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I've heard the sentiment before. I think it correlates with a high pitched isolationist sensibility. There's the rest of the world, and there's what's American, and ne'er the twain shall meet.
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It seems like a joke to me. The immigration part is in poor taste, but he is really just trying to say that soccer sucks.
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What a fucking prick. Definitely suffering from cranial-rectal inversion
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Yeah, this is sort of a parody article. In poor taste, to be sure.
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dola, plus how can anyone who mentions baseball in a positive light call the game of soccer/football boring?? ;)
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where's the parody?
"Soccer sucks. Anyone who likes it is a fucking moron." That's basically what he's saying. |
The tone of this article is easily mock-serious to me. I agree that's it's stupid and not funny, but I don't think the author intended it to be serious.
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Another bad writer trying desperately to pull of the angry comic angle. Obviously he doesn't like soccer, but I think he's trying to use exaggeration and anger to make it funny. And he doesn't pull it off at all.
Leave the angry comedy to the pros, twit. |
looks like to me he means every word.
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I gotta hand it to him on a couple of his quotes though.
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Those are pretty damn funny. |
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Not if you know someone who died or was seriously injured at Heysel or Hillsborough they aren't. |
I like the complaint about one referee covering a large area, and getting blamed for the outcome of the game. I wonder if he's an NBA fan.
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