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Schmidty 06-15-2006 02:58 PM

PING: Hornsmaniac
 
You are so cocky and funny. I'll meet you at the Black Angus on friday at 8 p.m., you bad, bad boy.

http://search.americansingles.com/h/hor/hornsmaniac/






Originally found by BetterThanTheo in the RWBL

WSUCougar 06-15-2006 03:02 PM

Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.

stevew 06-15-2006 03:02 PM

I'm cocky y funny.


sovereignstar 06-15-2006 03:02 PM

omg

sovereignstar 06-15-2006 03:03 PM

Is he really 31 now?

Schmidty 06-15-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar
Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.


Read the disclaimer at the bottom of my original post...... :)

Lathum 06-15-2006 03:03 PM

5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

rkmsuf 06-15-2006 03:04 PM

link doesn't work for me

stevew 06-15-2006 03:04 PM

I wonder what fritz thinks.

albionmoonlight 06-15-2006 03:05 PM

You know, if the albionmoonlight moniker ever gets a "reputation" on the internet--be it deserved or undeserved--I would drop it and choose a new, unrelated moniker going forward.

Whether or not you think that it is right that Horns gets the grief he does, why does he still post around the internet as Horns? What's the upside in that?

SunDevil 06-15-2006 03:05 PM

So the time it took for him to grow facial hair, was not long enough for him to grow out open shirts with a gold chain.....

Oilers9911 06-15-2006 03:07 PM

Let's hear from the FOFC ladies. Would you date that?

stevew 06-15-2006 03:07 PM

About Me



I am actually quite addicted to most college sports in general. However, if my name did not give it away know that I am a Texas Longhorns fanatic. If you are an Aggie or a Sooner prepare yourself to be teased. :-)
Lifestyle



I am looking for:A Date, Friendship, Long-term Relationship, Intimacy/Physical Chemistry, Activity Partner
Relocation:
Marital statusSingle
Plan on having children:I would like to have children
Custody Situation:I have no kids
I smoke:Trying to quit
I drink:Socially
Activity levelSelected activities

Physical Info



I am:5' 7" (170 cm)I weigh: 214 Pounds (97 kg)
My hair is:AuburnMy eyes are:Hazel
My body style is:A Few Extra Pounds

Background



I grew up in:Hill Country
My ethnicity is:Caucasian/White
I speak:English
My Religion:Unaffiliated
I studied or am interested in:Business/Finance
I consider intelligence:Medium Importance
My education: Bachelor's Degree
OccupationOther Professional/Services/Trade
Occupation description:self-employed
Annual income:$50,000 - $100,000
I am looking for:
She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage.


Personality and Interests



My personality is best described as:
Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited
In my free time, I like to:
Shopping, Amusement Parks, In Bars/In Nightclubs, Beach, Bookstores, Charity Events, Coffee Houses, Comedy Clubs, Concerts, Karaoke/Sing-along, Libraries, Live Theater, Movies, Museums, Parks, Raves/Underground Parties, Restaurants, Volunteer Events
My favorite physical activities:
Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting
My favorite food(s):
American, Barbecue, Cajun/Southern, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Fast Food/Pizza, Italian, Mexican, Seafood, Southwestern, Spanish
My favorite music:
Classic Rock n' Roll, Country, Easy Listening, Hard Rock & Metal, Modern Rock n' Roll, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Instrumental, Acoustic
I like to read:
Fiction, Magazines, Newspapers, Non-Fiction, Trade Journals


Relationships



My perfect first date:
It is hard to describe what is perfect, but easy to say it wouldn't be perfect without open conversation about mutual interests.
My ideal relationship:
My ideal relationship is one that naturally keeps problems and life's serious issues minimized so that we don't have to stop laughing and loving life together to deal with them.
My past relationships:
Life is way too short to be in one that isn't making you happy 100% of the time. There is nothing to gain by involving yourself with anyone who doesn't have the potential to be THE ONE.

Neuqua 06-15-2006 03:08 PM

link doesn't work for me either.

sovereignstar 06-15-2006 03:09 PM

I consider intelligence: Medium Importance

cartman 06-15-2006 03:10 PM

I bet this is actually one of those Internet dating ads that Charlie Sheen has supposedly been posting

SunDevil 06-15-2006 03:11 PM

He is missing one trait that will keep him from a majority of the single ladies.

Maximum Customizability. :)

stevew 06-15-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neuqua
link doesn't work for me either.


Link is pretty iffy. works some of the time.

Desmond 06-15-2006 03:12 PM

Not to bust on someone who can't defend himself, but I think I saw him in TransAmerica.

ScottVib 06-15-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

My personality is best described as:
Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited


Funny and Cocky, that's the ticket.

Subby 06-15-2006 03:14 PM

THAT CHAIN IS FUCKING MONEY

Honolulu_Blue 06-15-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornsmaniac

I am:5' 7"I weigh: 214 Pounds



My body style is:A Few Extra Pounds


My favorite physical activities:
Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting


Riiiiight. . .

Lathum 06-15-2006 03:17 PM

I think I saw him on Dateline a few weeks ago.

Passacaglia 06-15-2006 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Is he really 31 now?


According to this, he was 28 in 2003.

sabotai 06-15-2006 03:21 PM

Wasn't he married?

Surprised that didn't last....

sovereignstar 06-15-2006 03:30 PM

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

WSUCougar 06-15-2006 03:31 PM

I am about the most un-photogenic guy on the planet, but those pics scare me something awful.

stevew 06-15-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?


I can see that.

Franklinnoble 06-15-2006 03:38 PM

Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

Deattribution 06-15-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia
According to this, he was 28 in 2003.


Quote:

Originally Posted by date profile thing
Logged in: more than 60 days ago
Last Update: 7/2/2003


Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

cartman 06-15-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble
Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?


This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

:D

Toddzilla 06-15-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

Um, it was some other kind of catcher IIRC

Deattribution 06-15-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman
This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

:D


But

what is sports digs?

stevew 06-15-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution
Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.


I would venture that it would auto update.

sabotai 06-15-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution
But

what is sports digs?


I heard it was a new kind of pain killer that's supposed to be 3 times as effective as Oxy.

heybrad 06-15-2006 03:47 PM

Those pictures look dykey.

Deattribution 06-15-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew
I would venture that it would auto update.


Then the married thing doesn't make sense, since it was started in 2003 and he was supposedly still married then... wasn't he?

Not like I'd actually be shocked if he lied.

Hurst2112 06-15-2006 04:01 PM

we need that miller lite or budweiser moving face thing found!!!!

we have 2 new pics to play with

Radii 06-15-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Plan on having children: I would like to have children

Oh my dear lord no.

JeeberD 06-15-2006 04:04 PM

Wow, what a find... :thumbsup:

Desnudo 06-15-2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum
5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.


Turned on?

thealmighty 06-15-2006 04:09 PM

Looking at the pictures, is it possible that when he said "cocky and funny," the cock he meant had nothing to do with attitude?

Just sayin'.

ice4277 06-15-2006 04:21 PM

This thread has made the last 2 1/2 hours of work today bearable. I <3 Schmidty.

kcchief19 06-15-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution
Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

kcchief19 06-15-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

I am looking for:
She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage.
I think that's a good call -- somebody in the relationship needs to be the rock. You can't have both people have a ton of emotional baggage.

By the way, has anyone checked to see if RWBL Kevin is looking for love too?

DeToxRox 06-15-2006 05:02 PM

I swear -- If I ever get to the point where I'm bummed out, I'll read this thread and just feel 100x better about myself.

stevew 06-15-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19
You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.


Also he will be "Loyal, endorses team" and "Some ability" in team leader situations.

DeToxRox 06-15-2006 05:05 PM

Dola ..

Looking at him you'd think his name would be BuckeyeManiac

Senator 06-15-2006 05:08 PM

This drew me out! Greatness.

DeToxRox 06-15-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator
This drew me out! Greatness.


It's like spotting the Yeti.


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