IWS #139: Weddings
 

As some of you know I'm getting married in just under two months, so for the past year or so I've been constantly barraged by wedding stuff. And since I gotta put up with it, so do y'all! Here's my way of putting some of this unneeded knowledge to use.

*****************************************************

1. How old should a man be before he gets married?

2. What's the perfect number of groomsmen and bridemaids to have before a wedding party becomes becomes too damn big (total, including best man and maid-of-honor)?

3. Which wedding gift will the bride and groom receive the most duplicates of?

4. How much does the average wedding cake cost?

5. On which item or service is the most money spent for the average wedding?

6. Which month is the best to hold a wedding?

*******************************************************

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Highest score wins.

No collaborating in any way. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable. Whining or otherwise making a nuisance of yourself gives me license to reduce your score to zero, and make fun of your loved ones in public.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "name a Daryl Hall and John Oates song," and you and four other people responded "Billie Jean" - you get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer to the question.

PM your answers to me, JeeberD. Deadline is next Wednesday (6/28) at Noon Central time.

-----------------------------

The Hall of Heroes

Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127
Anxiety - IWS#49
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleEye11 - IWS#54
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123
kurtism - IWS#79
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tasan - IWS#65
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

Awesome topic, Jeeber! What's the date again?

August 19th... :)

sent

Poor stupid bastard. ;)

Rock on! Ours might be around then, too!

Might be? Don't you think you need to start planning and actually set a date if you are getting married in 2 months?

We'll get around to it.

Me and antmeister are planning on crashing the shindig, wearing the blue and orange tuxes from Dumb and Dumber.

:D

Awesome answer. I need to start saying that to everybody who thinks that weddings must be done a certain way and consume your life. It's just a party! (Unless you're into that stuff -- I'm sure yours will be a blast, Jeeber!).

Can't you get a second opinion?

They are doing wonders these days, there might be a cure by then.

Ha! Eight days after my anniversary and two days before the day my wife and I first met. Good choice. ;)

So you got married to your wife 10 days before meeting her? How did that work?

Once the payment clears, it takes some time for her to be shipped over.

hxxp://www.mailorderbrides.com

Scent

Now there's some consecutive posts unintended comedy. Good luck with the bride, colt45. :D

Don't worry man, I know how you feel...my wedding is on July 29th.

Cool! The wedding date is actually five days after the seventh anniversary of our first date... :)

cartman, Ant...looking forward to seeing y'all there. :D

It looks like I don't have the spreadsheet anymore...can someone send it to JeeberD AT Hotmail dot com? Gracias...

Sent a copy of one of mine.

Sorry, Jeebs, we can't be wedding buddies. Our wedding will be August 26.

sent

Be honest, Pass. It was the idea of getting your hands on a passed around copy of Maximum Football that finally got you to set a firm date, right?

:D

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Sent

scent

Exactly. If we set it before Jeeber's wedding, I would have been screwed. It's like The Price Is Right -- you've got to bid juuust a little higher than the other guy. Now, after August 26th, no one else can get married for a maximum time!

bump

Dammit! Now what am I going to do with all these extra decorations? :(

23 hour till deadline bump, folks.

Heh, it was just pointed out to me that I originally set the deadline for noon [b]today[/i] despite the fact I've been thinking it was tomorrow at noon. So the deadline has been officially changed to noon tomorrow... :o

Three hour bump, folks...