Front Office Football Central - I can't figure out how he does this magic trick

Or midgets were used. The Keebler elves might be involved.

I'm no Hornsmaniac, but here's an uncocky, unfunny transcript of an e-mail a coworker and I had about this very topic:

Quote:

HornsManiacWannabe: She seemed to take being pulled apart pretty well.

Girl: Seriously. And why the hell was she running away???

HMW: She was probably heading out to a shoe sale.

G: Only she seemed to be running away from her lower body. Weird.

HMW: I thought her lower half handled the situation better.

G: Definitely. The lower half was a class act.

HMW: And the top half was ironically the one that was “losing her head”.

G: Don’t you just hate when that happens?

HMW: I don’t really mind, as long as it’s not me getting ripped in half forcibly.

G: I think they’re 2 little people, i.e., dwarfs, pulling one over everybody…

HMW: I think they really tore her in half and after a period of shock and agony, she died.

G: That’s what I’m thinkin

HMW: And they buried her in two half sized coffins.

G: But the question remains: did they bury the coffins in one spot or 2 separate ones?

HMW: They buried them end to end. But they messed up, so now she is stepping on her own head.

Has this become a competition to see who will stop replying first?

G: Competition? What competition? Is there a prize?

HMW: At night, if it’s very quiet, they say you can hear her upper half singing:

“Ooooh, baby, I think I love you.

From: Head.

To: Toes.”

G: LOL! Ok, you WIN!

I hope I've made Hornsmaniac even a little bit proud of me with the cocky, funny repartee.