Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 47: Jessica Simpson
 

Kelly Clarkson garnered less than a 40% hotness rating, severely lessening her chances of making the Celebrity Hot or Not Tournament. Next up, Jessica Simpson. The question on this pollster's mind: Will Nick's fans be able to forgive her?


Previous Voting Results

Perfect body but she looks like a man baby - IMO.

easy one. hot

Dukes of Hazzard anyone? Yowza...

Her stupidity prevents me from voting hot. It is just too much of a turnoff.

she looks smelly

I saw a mad tv with her on it from years ago though that gave me a boner.

I'm going not though. I can't stand the whole act she has going on.

right now votes are 4-3 for hot, which leads me to think there are 3 gay dudes who voted

before i die, i must fornicate with her.



in every orifice.

It's all trick photography.

Nah

7-6 now. FOFC must be a haven.

Fortunately I've never logged time with her MTV show or anything else where I get to see her stupidity...

I think it's gayer to have voted for a man.

wurd

she's a mimbo

Her stupidity prevents me from voting not. It is just too much of a turnon.

If IQ came into play, then definately not. But her body is smokin.

I think she is probably terrible in the sack. Just a hunch.

Not, not, a thousand times not.

She used to be incredibly hot, but the recent pics I've seen of her make it seem like she's going downhill. Still, she's barely in the "hot" category...

I decided it was not quite enough of a turnoff to prevent me from voting hot. But it was on a razor's edge there. I actually gasped when I revealed the outcome.

I know you can't tell if someone is hot just by listening to them and not seeing them, so by that standard I believe you cannot say someone isn't hot buy what they say and not how they look.

The body is just too good to vote not.

that's not true. it's a combination unless you are allowed to tape their mouths shut. I have lobbyed for this in certain cases.

really, people. lower than Melissa Stark?

I think we need a vote for below-the-neck hot, or paper-bag hot...

Granted her stupidity does turn her off a little bit...I voted on sheer hot looks.

dola, her stupidity is probably just an act anyways (or I sincerely hope so)

Nick has fans?

Her stupidity? Did you guys sleep through all of your objectifying women classes at man school? This is, pardon the pun, a no-brainer.

She is the one that couldn't figure out if Chicken of the Sea tuna was fish or chicken, right?

Yer rightm its a no-brainer....NOT HOT. She's such a freaking moron. But more than that she KNOWS she has a nice body and she also knows its the ONLY reason she has any celebrity at all.

I hate pompous asses.

NOT HOT.

that was probably shctick but regardless she hasn't a clue how to be sexy. that whole family over there is bonkos.

I'm sure it's more of a "never had to think for myself," kind of ignorance rather than out and out stupidity. Which is more of a turn-off to me than someone who is plain dumb.

very well said

impressive, danielson

I don't think so. There are too many of those stories for it to be an act. Her sister seems to be just as bad. I'm not sure how either got to be famous since they are both devoid of any talent. That said, for curiosity's sake, I'll check out Ashlee's spread in Playboy if she decided to do it.

That's what Ali Mills said

Arigato

ooh doctor. ali mills.

I'd bang her smart.

how sick and twisted can parents be is my question

they are geniuses though. they got the cash which I suppose was the goal.

not

I had mixed feelings over this because I had remembered when she was a stick figure, but this picture proves that she filled out quite well and I even felt my knees buckle a little bit:

NSFW:hxxp://thebosh.com/archives/Jessica%20Simpson%20%20Shot.jpg

If only it slipped a little further.

Boobs...hot.

Bitch has had work done on her boobs. All you need to do is look at pre-2004 photos. Regardless, not.

Had I never seen Newly Weds, I'd have voten hot in a second. But her act on that show, I hope it was an act, it almost pushed me into not...

Tournament? :)

Solid face with a hall of fame body.

Hot Hot Hot.

Hall of fame body, but I'm not a big fan of her face.

By the way, thanks for the edit Jeebs. I don't know what I was thinking.

Gotta take care of my fellow Texans, don't I?

her sister is much hotter