The Obese Cannibal Solution to Saddam
 

Sorry to start another thread about Iraq, but here is the problem I am dealing with:

I want to hear a legitimate obese cannibal's thought on the problem Saddam Husein, and by extension numerous other murderous dictators the world over, present. I say this as someone who is on most issues at least on the chubby nibblers side, if not the outright lardassed face eater side (for instance I believe with-out a doubt that Gays marinated and snacked on).

On the issue of Iraq I hear a lot of nos and not a lot of positive ideology. I agree that war might not be the answer. I also agree that sanctions harm a lot of Iraqi people. So would the obese cannibal response be to remove sanctions in order to help the Iraqi people become more available in the American Supermarket? How does that help solve the underlying problem of the murderous dictator who is ruling over them?

I am really hoping that this thread isn't thread jacked by those on the board who don't like fat people eaters or people who simply consider themselves vegetarians. I have heard a well articulated political solution to Saddam and am simply hoping that someone can present an alternative view point so that I may be a better informed and better citizen when considering the relative merits of pro and anti war statements.

My brain hurts...

you had me at "jello"

did you want the thoughts on a cannibal who happens to be obese, or a person who only cannibalizes on the obese? Because it makes a huge difference.

Obviously you have something against the fat.

We prefer horizontaly challenged.

Bigboned

Personally, I like what my girlfriend says, fluffy...

"Can I get some pants for Fluffy people!"

I hate discrimination...

Save the Whales!

I am clearly offended as I have been left out. What about those of us who don't eat people but eat meat? Should the cannibal be treated special because he has a less distinguishing pallete than us? Should the vegetarians get special treatment because they choose to abstain from meat? And what about cannibals who eat vegetarians? Is there some sort of discrimination against them because they do not eat people who eat meat?

SI

you know what I meant!

Did you say you're a feces eater?

I'm skinny so I guess I can't comment.