I GOTS ME A MEGGETT!
 

i hired a meggett for 3 hours to serve chips and salsa in a football helmet for my fantasy football draft this august! word to your mothers! i'm currently editing footage of the last 3 seasons worth of drafts and it's coming out nice, the 2006-2007 fantasy football draft video is gonna be classic.

i'm hosting it at my house, and just by having a little meggett at the draft i will go down in history as hosting the greatest draft party EVA in all the world.

Hmm, I see a pattern here:

meggett-3 hours
meggett-3 seasons
meggett-one of the best 3rd down backs ever

:D

i was so giddy speaking to the meggett on the phone. i was expecting him to have a meggett name , something cute like "Parcells the Little G-Man" (his name is Dave) and sound like a cartoon character. he sounded normal. he asked what the event was for and i go "it's a fantasy football draft, i'm sure you don't know what that is" (i don't know why i assumed that) and he goes "i know exactly what it is, i played in THE league myself". yes! i told him i wanted him to bust our balls and to make fun of anyone he wanted, so it's awesome he was in THE league cuz now he'll actually understand what's going on.

God Bless us, every one.

This thread would have kicked ass with a picture of the Meggett.

I'm not sure it would have "kicked ass," but I too was disappointed that no picture was included (which is the opposite of the original thread where any HA posted picture would surely have disturbed me).

We can oblige.

Now... kick ass:

This guy has got himself a Meggett:

Winner.

I got nothin'

LOL VPI

I just spit up some Buritto...

Meggett, clean up on aisle 9.



No damnit, take the chip hat off first.

good luck catching those chips.

Which is even more impressive since Subby was having a chicken sandwich for lunch.