My Surprise
 

So the future Mrs. St.Cronin went shopping this evening, and just let me know that there's a surprise for me when I get home, which will be in about two hours. What is the surprise going to be? Anybody know? Take a guess.

Lingerie

Baby

strap-on

Yup.

great guess..lol'd, but have to go with farrah.

Another woman.

It's definitely not a baby. She had cancer and that's not possible. Although I suppose she could have acquired one on the black market.

Tacos.

I so wish I could remember the line from Old School when Luke Wilson gave the speech at Will Ferells wedding.

Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know that. :(

Can I change my guess then? I say a game she knew you wanted.

$43,182 in credit card debt. Now that'd be a surprise.

I'll go with dinner over the baby.

I feel like an ass now... :(

Apologies not neccesary. This is supposed to be a fun guessing game.


:D

A pet dog or cat.

No worries, bloke. It's hardly a sore spot with either one of us - just a concern for the future. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, I just needed to squash that particular idea before it got out of hand.

can we go back to the strap on then?

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So when do we find out what color the strap-on is?

A pussy-troll?

(clerks II reference)

those are nine words I never want to hear you say again. ever.

A Magic Bullet Blender

She went shopping....there is a surprise for you......

My guess is that she got you something that she thinks you will love, but in reality, you are, at least inwardly when you see it, completely apathetic towards it.

That or a puppy.

And if it's both......you heartless, heartless man. How can you apathetic towards a puppy!?

A mini-version of HornsManic?

nope that would be roughly (actually on the low side) of what my wife actually spent on her 3 credit cards last year, and no I am not kidding.

Kirby Puckett?

Steak night?

When is the divorce going to finalized?

:D

Yet if you killed her for it, YOU'D be the criminal! Where's the justice?! :D

Steak & BJ night?

A box full of ashes? Shoooooooooot. :eek:


My guess is she rented Hell Atlantic's midget for the evening.

Waitwaitwait!

I think I know what HA really hired the midget for...

Ha! I win!!!!!!!!!

Great minds think alike.

You beat me by a second. Guess we're both perverts. :p

It's gotta be a tattoo or piercing. Just gotta be.

Last year, my brother had me "Guess what" while I was on the phone. I guessed he was driving his new car, and I was right.

Separated by some 390 miles, I had no clue he was, but I guessed right. My brother now believes me to be a psychic.

New car. My guess.

Has it been 2 hours? I'm with oliegirl - lingerie and a night of some hot love making.

I must agree with ardent. I guess it was tacos. It's what I'd be hoping for if someone called and said they had a surprise.

I think wade may have gotten it right since st cronin hasn't come back yet.

Suprise, this thread sucks.

It sure does.

No answer yet? Then we must have a winner....

Strap-On

Ding! Ding! Ding!

nice knowing you cronin. it was obviously a hit.

I'm probably not reading this the way that you meant to say it but . . thank you anyway.

A 70 inch Plasma TV, an old school NES, and a copy of Tecmo Super Bowl.

At least, that's what I want right now after reading the "great moments in personal video game history" thread.

dola--

or a strap on.

Either one would be cool.

st.cronin, what's your favorite color of strap on?

A bank statement showing that your wife has purchased a membership at the Ashley Madison web site.

Did Mrs. st. cronin go shopping at a gun store?