Guess What I Just Got...
 

2 VIP Passes to the PGA Championship Saturday.

Bwah!

Bwah!

Sat
Aug 19 Isolated T-Storms
80°/65° 30%

I was going to guess either a Yak, or a banana muffin.

My money was on herpes.

Are you sure it wasn't a brand spanking new Flobee?

If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.

I was gonna say a scrotum priercing but I guess i was wrong

I was going to say a Canon Digital Elph camera and a 30GB iPod video. Too bad. Would have been more interesting...

Yes, but then I'd have to forge my bank statements.

This has been one of the better days on the fofc lately.

Before I left my old job, I convinced one of my bosses (whom I didn't really like) to buy this. Not only did she buy it, she used it on her fro!

did it work?

If by work, you mean cause a mildly painful haircut that didn't look very good, than yes it did.

I have crabs.