Ping: rkmsuf
 

There is a guy pacing back and forth on the sidewalk outside my office, gesturing with his hands and shouting into his bluetooth. What should I do?

Shoot the hostage.

You should Ping St. Cronin back.

that's gross

Like Tubgirl gross, or like "walking in on your parents" gross? Or like Michael Gross?

like a dude choosing to sit in the stall next to you gross

Isn't that better than the dude trying to open the door and asking you to "scoot over".

yes

What's a bluetooth?

Sucks even worse when you recognize who it is by their shoes. I hate it when my boss decides to dookie next to me.

yes that is a great unexplored aspect of the stall discussion

That is when you start pushing and grunting really loud and kicking the walls and crying "Oh god, I'm bleeding!" and soft whimpering cries for help.

Am I the only one that always reads his name as ksmurf?

He finally went away. I was afraid he was going to try and sell me something.

This is where you walk away slowly and hope no one notices how old you are...

:cool:

No, until this happened: Ping: Rkmsuf

I don't know what it is either, and i'm only 1/3 as old as Coug!