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First thought when I read this article was how does one get a job as a sex researcher?

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Is this true? In that case, I might as well cancel my salon appointment for this weekend.

nah. black guys get laid no matter how goofy their hair looks. keep the appointment.

Ron Howard. Would you sleep with him?

Enough said.

Really? You think CarrotTop isn't swimming in ass?

Don't most redheads have freckles. If so, it's got to be the freckles.

When I'm at FOFC, I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in asswhites.

I, for one, would like to dispute this claim!

well, he's a talented comedian, so he gets a pass.

I thought the "swimming in ass" comment referred to his talent.

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

Going off on a bit of a tangent here, would it be inappropriate for me to ask if Mrs. Draft Dodger has freckles? I'm not even thinking of redheads anymore. Now I'm just thinking of freckles.

Can I ask that?

We do not have uncontrollable tempers.






Bwaaaaahahahhaaa ok I can't even keep a straight face when I say that.

you all are slipping...i cant believe it took 9 posts to get to this...


pix pls k thx

Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

Have you all ever noticed that when a girl is blessed with abundant freckles, frequently she is plotting some nefarious technique to get rid of them?

I bet you don't want to know the answer. she does. many.
one prominent one is sort of the "decider" as to whether a top is too low cut or not. (she'll often override that, though). another one...well, anyway.

omg

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

I do not. I have light freckles across my nose, and some on my arms but my back, legs etc. maybe have one or two.

leg pix plz

told you. I also have lots of freckles, in case you need to be cooled off.

I'm saving it for when Playboy calls...

Thanks, I can stop hunting around the office for Kleenex now.

i know,still had to try though.:)

you know, i heard Hef was planning a "Women of Internet Message Boards" issue.

I think we have a winner!

Shut up ass. :p

Spend 7 of the best years of your life in a Ph.D. program?

Wait, my wife spent 6 years in a Ph.D. program, and she's not a sex researcher. I told her to go for that extra year, but nooooooo.

96% and counting...

old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep!

More true than you know. ;)

i demand farrah leg pix

You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

I think that picture ruins this entire thread.

Anne loves it. I can tell she gets freaky with it.

Pumpy, I'll go all night.

I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now.

I knew that would pump your nads.

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

stop pumping your fist at me and getting all pumped up

So the survey is basically saying that redheads are whores.

Noted.

I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

I'm sorry. :( I'll do better next time.

You can't get much better than red heads and sex, though. You pretty much reached a pinnacle in this thread. I was asking for too much.

My wife is not a redhead, but ever since she turned 35.. oh dear.

The defense bought the pump-fake.

:D

:(