We are the pirates who don't do anything
 

We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us, to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

What's the one about the guy and his hat? Sing that one!!

The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The Bunny, the bunny, Yeah I love the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny

A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly
now fancy this
and fancy that.
The splendor of his hat in all it's majesty...

Like a king in a royal cap
I feel so swell and handsome in my hat
I bet that others wish they had in fact...

A hat as this
a hat as that
a hat so fine
a high silk hat.

Oh Mr. Art Bigotti, now what do you think of that?

Watch the cucumber
see how he moves
like a lion
chasing a mouse.
Watch the cucumber
Oh, how smooth his motion
like butter
on a bald monkey.
Look at the cucumber
all the vegetables
envy their friend
wishing to dance as he
Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber
Dance, dance, yeah!