That's It. Pencil it in. Raiders for Superbowl Champs in '06.
 

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Raiders go way back, sign inactive quarterback George

Associated Press




ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders signed Jeff George to a contract Monday, bringing back a player who hasn't thrown an NFL pass in five seasons.
George, the No. 1 overall pick by Indianapolis in 1990, joined the team in time for Monday's afternoon practice. He previously played for the Raiders in 1997-98, starting 23 games and throwing 33 touchdowns and 14 interceptions.
It is not immediately clear what his role will be on the Raiders, who already have Aaron Brooks, Andrew Walter and Marques Tuiasosopo on the roster.
George played with the Colts from 1990-93. He was in Atlanta from 1994-96, then spent two seasons with Oakland and one with Minnesota before joining the Redskins in 2000, first as a backup. He was signed by Seattle as insurance midway through the 2002 season, but didn't play. Chicago signed him late in the 2004 season, but he never played for the Bears either.
George, known for his strong arm and clashes with coaches, has a 46-78 career record as a starter and has never lasted longer than four years with any one team.
George hasn't played since 2001, when he was cut after two games with the Redskins. In his last two games with Washington, George had a quarterback rating of 34.6, completing 23 of 42 passes with three interceptions.
In his next-to-last game with Washington, he and coach Marty Schottenheimer had an animated sideline discussion after George committed four turnovers and was removed from the game.
George also had a sideline argument with coach June Jones when he was with the Atlanta Falcons in 1996, and the team suspended him and then cut him.
George played well his first season in Oakland, throwing for 3,917 yards and 29 touchdowns in 1997. He struggled with injuries the following season, starting only seven games, and was replaced the following season by Rich Gannon, who was a better fit in coach Jon Gruden's West Coast offense.
Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press

I can't believe this isn't from The Onion.

In a related story, Jason Whitlock has been in the bathroom with a case of kleenex for the last hour.

Hahaha, kcchief.

Do mentors that are inactive still improve development?
I never can remember.

he must be a taurus.

Well, I guess this proves one thing.

Al Davis is still running the show.

Perhaps. But the only thing George could mentor anyone in is Disappointing Dorkhood.

Tecmo Superbowl champs, maybe.

I wonder if he's going to have a hard time adjusting to the non-leather helmets...

Not to mention the whole "forward pass" concept that has taken off since he last played the game.

On the plus side though, now that they've pushed the posts out beyond the endzone he doesn't have to worry about running into them when he scrambles in for a TD anymore.

Bring back Bo Jackson, Todd Marinovich, and Otis Sistrunk and I will become a Raider fan 4 life, yo.

The Raiders AI is broken

Actually I think this is cheating - rigging the file to bring back a retired player.

I can't think this is a good thing for the Raiders, but really I think George threw some pretty amazing balls. One of the best passes I've ever seen left his hand, flew fifty plus yards to Randy Moss, threading the needle between multiple defenders. The ball never got more than twelve, maybe fifteen, feet off the ground. It was a thing of beauty.

If only his mind was as beautiful as his arm.

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:D

It is not as if he has suddenly became an integral part of the Raiders. He most likely won't make the cut. Shell just said it would be nice to have someone be able to come in as insurance in case one of the qb's went down. I remember once when all three qb's went down in one game and punter Ray Guy actually took a few snaps at the very end of a game. I would much rather have the extreme remote possibillity of an aging vet with a cannon arm, than a punter taking snaps. He will never see the field, and if he did I don't think the earth would tilt on it's axis if he had to play a quarter or two because of an emergency.

dear god kcchief.. i'm not reading the sports page tomorrow.. i know it'll be a full page article on jeff george..

maybe I'm missing the part where he's been annointed as the starter. Sounds like much ado about nothing.

What?

Didn't the Steelers already win the Superbowl in '06?

Because we all know that when you are 2-7 the most important thing is having that insurance 4th qb tucked away and ready to go.

Yeah, this Art Shell project was a good idea.

I am hoping, hoping, hoping that George emerges as the #1 starter, and leads the Raiders to the playoffs.

I think most of America does.

This is just the career break Tom Arnold has patiently been waiting for!

Maybe they could sign Andre Rison to take Porter's place.

Can someone wake up Art Shell and remind him its 2006....



oh and put Al Davis to sleep.

I heard Vince Evans just signed with Oakland.

To sleep? Al Davis is *obviously* undead.

This Jeff George thing is destined to fail, but the fun will really start when the Jay Schroeder contingency plan kicks in!

Does this mean that Jeff George will have to wait another five years to be reconsidered for the HOF?

:D

I'm not positive, but isn't George younger than Gannon? He hasn't played in a few years, but he's not THAT old.

Oh, jeez, you're right. He's doing all this in order to become a first-ballot Hall of Famer. If it looks like he's not going to get there on the first ballot, he'll come back. This just gets better and better!

The Raiders looking real good this preseason

It's always a good sign when you have tried to get back into the league since 2001 and Brooks Bollinger started for the Jets last year.

When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all.

George's improbable comeback is just going to fuel Jose Canseco's attempts to become a knuckleball pitcher. Now that one guy blackballed from the NFL has made it back, who says Canseco is finished?

Interestingly enough, George is the QB of the Raiders in my Classic players dynasty in Madden (which mixes great players of the past (and ones that I really hate) with today's players ). He gets to throw to Randy Moss and T.O.!

The Jerk Magnet theory is once again supported!

If Jeff George can find a team and Brooks Bollinger can start for half a season in the NFL, I think we should be able to find Bobby Hebert a QB job someplace. We've gotta help a Cajun out here. Hell, Hebert could probably start for the Raiders or Jets right now.

I don't think Rison's available. He's either in jail or getting ready for another ex-girlfriend to torch his house. Brock Middlebrook is available though.

Somewhere, Elvis Grbac is spinning in his grave.

I think Bad Moon is rising over the CFL these days.

Just keeping himself sharp. I think people forget how big an impact he had on the Packers during their super bowl year. Rison really was a great (and i dont use that term lightly) receiver during his prime.

I agree. I think that beyond his attitude, had he been with the same QB (not in Atlanta) for more than a few seasons, his stats would've been much more.

I don't know if I could say that. He put up some very nice numbers early in his career in Atlanta when he was the only playmaker on the team, which was impressive. But one thing held him back -- he was flippin' nuts.

I don't know if he was nuts early in his career or something just flipped when Left Eye burned his house down, but he worn out his welcome with his attitude and behavior at every stop along the way the rest of his career. He had a brief renaissance here in KC when he and Grbac connected on the field, but got run out of time following the Brock Middlebrook incident and the fact that he was bouncing checks and stealing stuff from people all over town.

His destructive tendencies keep me from saying he was gerat. He could have been great, but let his demons get to him.

Jeff George ate my pants for breakfast and shit my kids for snack time. Give him 2% milk and he will lead your people to the promise land.

I got nothing.

He's gone. Word is, he'll be re-signed by the Raiders soon so don't exhale in relief yet.

Yeah, if he's on the roster opening day his entire 2006 salary is guaranteed. So we'll probably see him resigned a couple days after opening day.