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rkmsuf 08-30-2006 11:09 AM

She's a full figured gal
 
Doctured Katie Couric pictures! Run for your lives!




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from TVNewser.com
CBS Whittles Katie Couric's Waist In Doctored Photo
TVNewser | Brian Stelter | Posted Tuesday August 29, 2006 at 09:45 PM

Unbelievable catch by Brian Stelter at TVNewser, courtesy of an eagle-eyed tipster: CBS visibly altered Katie Couric's photo in its "Watch" Magazine, slenderizing her waist, arms and neck. Yowsers! TVNewser id's the first photo as Katie's official CBS photo, taken at the upfronts in May. Let's hear it for transparency and accuracy in the news! Paging Adnan Hajj...


Schmidty 08-30-2006 11:12 AM

She looks better in the real pitcture.

M GO BLUE!!! 08-30-2006 11:14 AM

They used to do the same thing for Cronkite...

sabotai 08-30-2006 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
She looks better in the real pitcture.


I agree, partially because the photoshopping of her neck is really bad. Look at the chin on the fake one! Damn!

KWhit 08-30-2006 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
She looks better in the real pitcture.


Uh, no.

sachmo71 08-30-2006 11:31 AM

I want to smash her head with an axe.

Schmidty 08-30-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit
Uh, no.


Uh, yeah.






(now it's your turn)

Schmidty 08-30-2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71
I want to smash her head with an axe.


Dude, if she ever dies from an axe-wound to the head, you are suspect #1.

rkmsuf 08-30-2006 11:44 AM

I knew Schimdty would be first in when I crafted that title.

Toddzilla 08-30-2006 12:11 PM

Doesn't it always seem that threads about Katie Couric always contain the phrase "axe-wound" or some derivative?

Pumpy Tudors 08-30-2006 12:14 PM

Apparently, they also thinned the logo in the background.

Raiders Army 08-30-2006 01:13 PM

Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?

rkmsuf 08-30-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army
Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?


uh, no

Ksyrup 08-30-2006 01:21 PM

The chin's a dead giveaway. If you just glance at it, though, you probably wouldn't notice.

MIJB#19 08-30-2006 01:27 PM

Is it one of those Fritz made alter the picture thingies?

Julio Riddols 08-30-2006 02:20 PM

Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..

Pumpy Tudors 08-30-2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols
Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..

Don't remind me. I was heartbroken when I found out that she was showing the whole world. I originally thought that she was doing it only for me. :(

stevew 08-30-2006 02:41 PM

That's a pretty little colon.

Draft Dodger 08-30-2006 03:53 PM

you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)

Pumpy Tudors 08-30-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)

Maybe you could just link her to Greensburg, Pennsylvania, and I'll take it from there. I only want to hang out with her for a week or two. It'd give you extra quality time with the kids. Trust me, this'll work out great.

Draft Dodger 08-30-2006 04:16 PM

how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?

Pumpy Tudors 08-30-2006 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?

Shit, I knew my plan would backfire.

Draft Dodger 08-30-2006 04:46 PM

thanks! see you Saturday

bulletsponge 08-30-2006 04:50 PM

they made her "whiter" also

Honolulu_Blue 08-30-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge
they made her "whiter" also


Well, you can't really fault them for that. In the original she's one shade of orange away from looking like these guys:


rkmsuf 08-31-2006 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)



http://www.nypost.com/news/nationaln...don_kaplan.htm

Ksyrup 08-31-2006 08:26 AM

I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.

rkmsuf 08-31-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup
I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.


I take pride in having no such link.

Julio Riddols 08-31-2006 09:59 AM

Anybody wanna play 6 degrees of katies... nevermind..

The Kevin Bacon version is more SFW.

HomerSimpson 08-31-2006 11:55 AM

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationaln...don_kaplan.htm
Quote:

"The picture was retouched without the knowledge of Ms. Couric or CBS News management," a CBS spokesman said.

So, exactly how high does the Bullshit meter go?

So we are supposed to believe that some schmuck stuck down in the Photo room took it on himself to do this without Ms. Couric or CBS News management permission???

What a load.

rkmsuf 08-31-2006 12:00 PM

They better not pull this crap with Meredith Vieira.

KWhit 08-31-2006 02:46 PM

I'm beginning to understand what happened to Star Jones.


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