Jessica should win this hands down.

CHorN Bracket 2, Rd. 1: Jessica Alba v. 8 Reese Witherspoon
 

4 Jessica Alba v. 29 Reese Witherspoon

Whoa, I traveled in time :D

I like Reese, but he Green Goblin chin is getting more pronounced with every passing year.

Alba gives my guy cramps

Wow.

Talk about an early asskicking.

Anxiety voting for both Witherspoon over Alba and Patrick over Hayek. Discuss.

I love me some Reese Witherspoon, but this was just a terrible first round matchup. Alba is phenomenal.

I'm with Vince. It's a shame Witherspoon got put up against Alba. I'd probably vote for Witherspoon over 2/3rds of the women in the field, but alas, she is no Jessica Alba.

Not even close...

I like to play a little game called - 'Joker or Reese'




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Reese Witherspoon is like a less-hot version of Jay Leno, and she's up against a goddess. Go ahead and close the poll, Kodos.

"Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"

No contest.

Reese er, um, takes it on the chin.

I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date.

Reese is one of my wife's favorite actresses so I voted for her. But now I read a bit of an Alba bio:


If I had known that, I would have voted Alba. Man I love me some clumsy, dorky hotties..

It has bumper-sticker potential...:cool:

I think the most appealing thing to me about Alba is that she isn't a spotlight hog.. She doesn't really act like a "star" who deserves all this attention.

Add to that her clumsy dorkiness, and her obvious physical charms..

Thats a big fat number.

I want to switch my vote. Are these Dibold machines?

Jessica Alba, don't like the other girl at all.

Beauty over brains?

While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

Very fair point imo.

I want to make sure I am clear on the fact that you think Jay Leno is hotter than Reese Reese Witherspoon.

LOL!

On a completely unrelated point, thanks to your repeating of her first name, I now have "Reese Reese Witherspoon" running through my mind in place of "Ice Ice Baby."

And now I do too. :)

"Yes, I am much hotter than Jessica Alba."

Don't excite the Pumpy Tudors.

She's the hanging chad of this vote.

Zoinks

Yeah, there's something bizarre about connection between those two.

That's what I'm naming my band...The Griffin Dick Connection.