CHorN, Bracket 2, Rd. 1: 4 Alyssa Milano v. 5 Jessica Simpson
 

13 Alyssa Milano v. 20 Jessica Simpson

Man.. this one is hard for me... Just because of intelligence factor, I go with Milano...

Jessica is just amazing to look at.

If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy. I expect this to be a close race though.

Simpson is a mainstream hottie that I just don't get. Her body is great, but her face is not attractive at all to me.

Who's the Boss bitches.

Agreed on all accounts.

My wife went through a phase of watching Charmed. Terrible show. I watched anyway. Milano verra verra hotta.

I probalby never would have opened another hot or not thread again if Simpson had won here. Milano is borderline top 5 material.

I had a crush on Milano as a kid, and time hasn't done anything to change that. Gotta go Alyssa.

you make that sound like a bad thing, my wife is a very intelligent woman - sometimes I could go for a dumb broad

I cannot believe people are voting for Alyssa Milano for her brains. I know Jessica is the proverbial post, but ITS ALYSSA FREAKING MILANO. Lets not confuse her with Einstein please.

It's all relative.

With a dad like Tony, she must be a genius. Just being on the set with Danza must make one smarter. :)

No contest

I actually think Jessica Simpson's whole dumb blonde thing is an act.

Milano was on shows I never watched, Simpson makes music I've never heard. I don't know either of them. (I haven't watched tv or listened to the raido in nearly ten years, except for football.) As usual, my wife knows all about them. She says Milano is way hotter than Simpson. How do girls know these things? And is she right?

Well, I'm a bit of the opinion that unless said female is into other females, even if they are right, the way they arrived at their conclusion is flawed. But that's just me.

Allow me to play the deep dark cave to your spoken word and echo those sentiments.

What? You want to be his deep, dark cave?

Jessica Simpson, i can't resist to blondes.

Milano, based on her willing acceptance of a softcore porn career in the 90s.

That was nice, wasn't it? She just seems like she knows her way around a bedroom swing.

this bedroom swing you speak of... was she in one in a movie?

Just the one playing in my head.

I specifically recall a lesbian scene, back during the internet days when downloading a 45 second clip was like striking gold.

Embrace of the Vampire, yes?

I thought it was called Milano_les.wmv.

Well now...I didn't know IFilm had Mr. Skin clips and reviews...

Milano in her prime wins this easily for me. She was my ultimate dream girl for most of my teens. However, I'm assuming this is going on where they are now. In that case, I have to take Jessica because of her amazing body.