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Drake 09-13-2006 01:18 PM

Sex or Pie?
 
Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

MikeVic 09-13-2006 01:19 PM

Sex. I can buy pie myself. If I buy sex, I might be arrested.

Bee 09-13-2006 01:20 PM

What kind of pie?

Drake 09-13-2006 01:21 PM

Quote:

What kind of pie?

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

Mustang 09-13-2006 01:22 PM

Both



rkmsuf 09-13-2006 01:24 PM

hair pie?

Butter 09-13-2006 01:24 PM

I don't like pie that much.

Samdari 09-13-2006 01:26 PM

I can get pie at a diner tomorrow. Not so the sex.

Mustang 09-13-2006 01:27 PM

Weird.. image is gone.

Pumpy Tudors 09-13-2006 01:34 PM

I don't like pie at all.

Bee 09-13-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1245992)
Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?


Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

Bee 09-13-2006 01:37 PM

I'm sorry, there's just not enough information to make an informed choice....

bulletsponge 09-13-2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf (Post 1246001)
hair pie?


hehe i thought the same thing

Drake 09-13-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee (Post 1246022)
Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?


If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.

bulletsponge 09-13-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1245997)
That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.


lol, i hope women learn something from that. If a woman makes me dinner then ill have her for dessert

saldana 09-13-2006 01:45 PM

is it a trout pie?

cuervo72 09-13-2006 01:47 PM

This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

bulletsponge 09-13-2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72 (Post 1246038)
This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.


so your horny and hungry?

Drake 09-13-2006 01:51 PM

I've been married for 12 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has made pie. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us a pie every now and then.

korme 09-13-2006 01:52 PM

can't get enough boning

cuervo72 09-13-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge (Post 1246042)
so your horny and hungry?


Either way you slice it.

Samdari 09-13-2006 02:08 PM

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

sabotai 09-13-2006 02:16 PM

This is a harder question than any of the possible "Hot or Not" Tournament matchup.

Drake 09-13-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari (Post 1246063)
I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.


Touche, indeed.

VPI97 09-13-2006 02:41 PM

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.

Ryche 09-13-2006 02:57 PM

I chose sex....now if it was sex or cheesecake, my answer would probably be different.

JimboJ 09-13-2006 08:58 PM

How about sex with a pie?

Greyroofoo 09-13-2006 09:30 PM

WHERE'S THE TROUT OPTION!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!11

Drake 09-13-2006 10:02 PM

I figured the girlfriends/wives could supply the fish option.

MizzouRah 09-13-2006 10:19 PM

Considering my wife is snoring as we speak.. where's the pie?

Of course I would choose sex if I had a choice. :)

Crim 09-13-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1246027)
If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.



Nicely done. Good structure.

JeeberD 09-13-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee (Post 1245996)
What kind of pie?


My initial thought as well...the kind of pie makes a huge difference in my answer.

cuervo72 09-13-2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari (Post 1246063)
I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.


I can name that tune in one finger.

(holidays? really??)

RendeR 09-13-2006 10:47 PM

*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*

Abe Sargent 09-14-2006 12:14 AM

Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

Groundhog 09-14-2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anxiety (Post 1246769)
Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.


ARRRRR!

Axxon 09-14-2006 02:02 AM

Sex, and I'm diabetic.

Samdari 09-14-2006 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72 (Post 1246632)
(holidays? really??)


She gets really emotional on Christmas Eve.

Who am I to argue?

bulletsponge 09-14-2006 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR (Post 1246654)
*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*


umm... women general will fill in the blanks if you post something like that. and they will fill it in with something you didnt think of but will get blamed and yelled at for her thinking you thought it


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