The Crazy Things Coaches Say Thread
 

I heard two good ones this past week from Joe Gibbs.

"No one is as important to their team as Rock Cartwright is to the Redskins"

and

"No one has a better resume or history in the NFL than Al Saunders"

"Football's like a box of chocolates..." ~ Mike Martz

This is what's great about sports. This is what the greatest thing about sports is. You play to win the game... HELLO!? YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME. You don't play it to just play it. That's the great thing about sports--you play to win, and I don't care if you don't have any wins. You go play to win. When you start tellin' me it doesn't matter, then retire. Get out! 'Cause it matters

Playoffs?!?

We have signed Aaron Brooks to come be our starting quarterback.