POLL - should HornsManiac come back?
 

After spending weeks in exile I realize being gone from here is not actually that bad after all. Now the question, simply put, is....

Do you miss me and want me to come back? :D

Ciao.

HornsManiac

This should be an interesting poll.

BEWARE: Fritz will soon be here to call it asinine!

Who's HornsManiac? :D

You know, this new board seems to be a more civil place without him. Not that he wasn't entertaining at times...

I forgot how to pick up transvestiates on the internet and how to spell, so please come back.

Before I vote I want to know if you are going to abide by the results of the poll? :cool:

Tarkus

Horns welcome back brother


noop

I know this has nothing to do with this poll, but I sure miss that Northstar guy...

I don't believe people are actually voting in this.

ZZzzzzzz...

huh wha? (yawn)

Horns trying to get attention again...

(goes back to sleep)

I miss vulcan

You've become the brunty of the majority of jokes made about posters here. If you didnt come back, all the newbies would have to ask us about you, and we would get tired of posting links to your most classic threads!

FWIW, I think this is an self absorbed and asinine poll

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!

How does the ignore user feature work again?

Re: POLL - should HornsManiac come back?
 

I don't think you ever left us.... :rolleyes:

68% no. Even Presidential elections aren't this much of a landslide.

The question is, will a negative response send him away, or draw him back?

Why don't you prove to us that you really don't care about our opinions by just silently walking away. Why do you have to try to make it a spectacle if you really don't care?

If you do care about this board, just register a new name and start over...

Missed you is such a strong word :D

hey brad

Why does this remind me of the the time Saturday Night Live setup the "Keep Andy or Dump Andy Poll" and only 28 percent called in to keep Andy Kauffman? Stunningly, the margin is the same.

HM = Andy Kauffman? I guess stranger things have happened. Oh. Wait. No. That would be the winner right there.

Up to 70% "no" now. (rounded)

The question is now, did this poll actually mean anything?

I don't miss you

people really DON'T understand this, do they?

He has. I think his question is really, "Does everybody (anybody?) want the same old HM back, or should I stay under wraps and semi-anonymous?" Even if we suggest the latter, I wonder what the over/under is for another "look at me" thread to pop up. And this one certainly qualifies as that type of thread, disguised as a poll.

24 have voted for him to come back...I didn't realize he had that many alternate user names. ;)

Actually, he probably edited that number to look like he has more of a following than he really does.

I just thouhgt people thought he was cocky and funny, and maybe he offered them a mink coat.

Wow, 25 friends that missed me! :eek:

If you listened to some people they would have predicted a shutout.

Today is my birthday so if you have not voted yet this is your chance to really pump up the totals. ;)

HornsManiac

I think it was 25 who missed the entertainment of your posts...

The FOFC Nation needs their "Black Sheep" just as any other solid Message Board needs one..

HM, Welcome Back.. and stay outta trouble.

You are perceptive. Nice.

However, without me here you can't get the posts.

HornsManiac

I had a sinking suspicion that you'd be back like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and that big mechanical fish from Jaws...so no surprise here...

I voted Yes, just because I miss his unique brand of comedy ;- )

However, I'm starting to think it should have been a no.

Wow, am I really that famous? :eek:

Man, that is not cool. You are just humoring me because it is my birthday. :(

HornsManiac

Since when did we start allowing for graphics in our signatures? If something like a text version of a picture is allowed then why not the actual graphics. HM signature is a perfect example of how someone can make their signature look annoying. No surprise coming from the most annoying individual on our board. Go away already. Please.

Agreed. Though one could say that about quite a few threads 'round these here parts, I reckon.

one should