Hell Atlantic's Favorite song of 2006
 

my favorite song (non Chili Peppers) of 2006 is this gem called "Tony the beat" by this band called The Sounds. i absolutely love this song.

so i finally got around to checking out to see what this band looks like, the singer sounded like a teen boy and this song is about sex and i would just chuckle everytime i heard him sing.

yeah, apparently it's a hot Swedish blond (are there any other kinds of Swedish women?). woo hoo! now this song is even hotter.

ok, apparently i needed to listen to the lyrics a little closer. it all makes sense now:

Hey, let's kick it
Stop, just lick it
let you start it
'cause 'cause it's so easy
you like it my way
and I know it
so let's do it
do it do it real good
ha, it's sweaty
now, I'm ready
just take it off
cause cause you tease me
I like it that way
and I know it
do it do it real good

OOOO
This song is not for you lovers
Woo-oo-oo
don't stop push it now
and I will give it all to you
don't just stop now
and try to give it all up

That song is faggoty.

it's the 80's and i'm down with the ladies


and it has my name in it, which makes it awesome. i bet if it were called "Todd the beat" you'd be like "oh snap!, that's the illest".

If it were named that, then the song would be illin' like Bob Dylan. But it isn't

fine. but if the two of us were single guys hanging out together and this song came on the speakers i'd be out on the dance floor do my thang, hunting tail like i was Elmer Fudd and you'd be that guy on the sidelines, drinking your warm Guiness.

I'm cool with that scenario...


...and Guinness is spelled with two n's

WHy did I think that HA's fave song would be The KKK Took My Baby Away by the Ramones?

An all-Asian crowd?

LMAO... you know, I always get the feeling that HA is actually someone famous and in the public eye, which is why he can never reveal his face.

I went to a club a few months ago and I was the only non-Asian in the entire building and that is no exaggeration.

It was great. ;)

well, that's not Hell Atlantic, per se, it's indicative of the type of situations that Hell Atlantic normally finds himself in once the booze is flowing and them hoes are hoeing.

nah, but i do get that i look like Vin Diesel (often). i agree with maybe 40% of that, but i'm not one to disagree. my pics are on myspace, fwiw. i got nothing to be afraid/ashamed of.

Jimmy likes Asians.

oh my God, i just realized i was referring to myself in the third person. totally uncalled for.

Jimmy agrees with HA.