Would you take a dump?
 

A local Community has had several 'Bomb Threats' scribbled on the bathroom walls at the local High School. The first couple of times they evacuated the school and sent in bomb squads and the whole nine yards. Now it has just become a nuisance.

They can't seem to figure out who is doing it, but now they have come up with the latest preventative measure....They are taking the doors off of the bathroom stalls! I don't think I could ever drop a spike without the comfort of the private stall unless it was a real emergency...

Now how exactly does taking the doors off make it safer? Or further efforts to find out who is writing the stuff.

Interesting decision. So I wonder what they will think of next when the vandals decide to.....wait....here it comes.....write on another wall/area besides the bathroom stall?

If they are going to take off the doors for no privacy, why don't they just put a camera in there? Or that stuff from the movie Naked Gun, when they spray paint the wall, it spray paints them back?

No I would not take a dump in that washroom. And I would not enter that washroom for fear of seeing someone's "squeezing out face."

I'd dump. Loud and proud.

I'd take a dump in the sink, and write stuff on the actual bathroom door instead of the stall wall.

Can't these prankster just tape sticky notes to the wall? Oh wait, they could take down all the walls.

Hmm. Someone should write on the women's washroom door and the wall connecting it.

I always have a bomb threat after Chinese food.

So when this dude blows up the high school because they took the outlet for his pain away, what will they say then? I wish we hadn't forced Johnny to take dumps in public.

Did anyone ever actually go #2 in high school? I'm pretty sure I made it through four years without having to do it once.

very rare

Yeah, I stayed the fuck away from the bathrooms. Maybe once or twice a year as an emergency measure.

we had those square paper tissue toilet paper, so unless I was desperate, i never dumped in school. Maybe once or twice in grades 7-12.

I shit my pants in 2nd grade. It was great.

Was it mushy or chunky?

Was more mushy which made it even better. Wet and wild.

Isn't all toilet paper in squares?

I always found that the triangle provided great reach and coverage.

the single ply squares that were not linked to each other. so 4by4 pieces of sandpaper basically.

wtf. that's cruel and unusual punishment.

puts hair on your chest though.

I have taken a dump outside of a family member's house or hotel room a total of maybe 3 times in my life.

You know you're probably better off dumping inside the house or hotel room, right?

That's why its only been done 3 times!

Beat me to it... :p

Man, what the hell did they do to you?

I REALLY should have phrased that differently... :(

I pee on this thread...

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i cant believe nobody said they would take a duke in the urinal?! thats what i would do