Face the Board: Quiksand
 

Normally our FTB schedule will run:
Thur-Mon -- Ask Questions
Mon-Tues -- Questions are answered
Wed -- Answers are posted to the front page.

Rinse & repeat.

To kick things off, however, I decided to run a little extra while in the question period. And perhaps it's because of the high esteem that so many people have for our first FTB participant. I'm going to save further introduction for the actual frontpage writeup. But for now feel free to post your questions you would like that computer of a guy, Quiksand, to answer.

So I'll start with a couple of boring questions:

How did you first hear about FOFC and Front Office Football?

Besides QB, what do you think is the most important position in FOF 2007?

Has becoming a father changed you, and if so, how?

Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

What's it like to be a part of the ballerz club, yo?

On a more serious note...

What is your favorite non-FOF text sim?

Which hat for tomorrow: killjoy, or troublemaker?

How long would it take for you to win a Super Bowl with the Raiders?

Why have we spent 6 years trying to find a picture of you on the web?

A relative (say, a sweet old aunt) gives you a gift card for Olive Garden. What do you do?

What, in your opinion, is the most famous application of '2/3' in world history?

Which would be your preferred method of execution for Billy Joel?

In a cage match who comes out alive, Friedman or Keynes?

what do they need to do to Monday Night Football to regain the luster that has been lost over the past 6 or 7 years?

Desert island. Five Books.

What is your favorite thing about Hell Atlantic?

Which gangster from 'The Wire' would make the best head football coach? What about from the police side?

Looking back over the many dynasty reports you wrote, which one was your favorite?

What grammatical error gets your panties in a twist most?

What grammatical error gets your panties moist?

Down by 4, 2 minutes left in the game, which active qb do you want taking the snaps?

Are you and new forum member "Quickslant" in any way related?

Have you ever actually been caught in quicksand?

This Face the Board idea is the best. I RFLMAO 3 times. This is pretty much the funniest thread I have ever read here. Meathook hands!?!?!?? You're killing me.

Sadly, I have no questions.

Edit: Ok, I have one. Taylor Rain or Misty Rain?

Mount Rushmore: minds that have had the greatest impact on human history.

Female Grooming...

Sideshow Bob, Mr. T or Telly Savalas.

Jessica Alba comes up to you and says "if you change your hairstyle into a mullet, I'll make out with you" - would you do it? Pretend for a second you're not married and a father. This question is moot if you already have a mullet, and if so, you should seriously consider locking yourself in a closet.

if someone was gonna pay you $2million to kick a dog - would you do it?

what about a little puppy?


this is $2million dollars we're talking about here.

ok, ok, i really wanna know this:

you've decided to be a vigilante of the law - which do you choose to become:

1. a pirate
2. a gun slinging bandit from the Wild West
3. an evil ex-financier from Switzerland with a penchant for buggery

last question:

What are your thoughts on David Hasselhoff?

When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer?







edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm.

Which horses are your early picks for a run at the Derby in 2007?

If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to choose which annoying children's character would be your only companion, would you choose Elmo or Barney? (Suicide is not an option.)

Jaime Canter or Ron Lyle?

Do you ever get tired of the same lame, overcooked jokes about 1) your hatred of Billy Joel 2) your life as a super computer 3) your ginormous civilization-crushing hands 4) certain hilarious fractions

Do you like gladiator movies?

I believe the victim is supposed to answer all of the questions at once after the moderator collects them all. Hopefully it is at his discretion to weed out questions.:)

What is your formal education and how does it apply to your chosen career?

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

The question period is going to remain open until Sunday. I will then combine them into a nice list, which will be sent off to Quik. And yes some of the questions will not be asked, and others Quik might not chose to answer. It will then be one of the new pieces of content on the front page.

All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded.

What is everything should be in the form of a question.

What is your favorite recreational spot in the Annapolis area?

Including but not limited to the form of the question.

Perhaps a few generic FOF questions...

What are your favorite house rules to use in FOF (if any), and why?
How were these affected by FOF2k7?

So, give us your thoughts on this "Face the Board" idea.

His math problems are harder than your math problems.

Has having a daughter changed the way you look at life, and if so, how?

LOL. I had a very similar question immediately come to mind when I saw this. My guess is he would respond with why do I refuse to spend more than $20 on a shirt. :)

T-Shirts - Tuck them in, yes or no?

well, if you're gonna be a puss about it then you shouldn't volunteer for this. i say send him all the questions and let him have fun with it. yawn, everyone's gotta be a friggin party pooper all the time. :rolleyes:

Mount Rushmore of bird species