Face the Board: VPI
 

The IHOF commissioner now has the "opportunity" to answer all of the questions you've been dying to ask him.

Question period runs through Sunday, with this week's entry going up next Thursday.

When did you know that you were the right man to be the commissioner of the IHOF?

Has your incredibly poor choice in colleges hurt you in life?

:D

How difficult has it been for you and Nikki dealing with her health problems? Has there been any "blessing in disguise" aspect to the struggle that you have found?

And, on a lighter note, if you did not work in the field in which you work, what do you think that you would be doing? What, other than your current job, is your "dream job?"

What IS your current job? I don't actually know anything about you, other than that you hate the Big East.

Damn! I really wanted to ask this question, but yours is much more delicately worded.

trying to slip it through the censors...:D

"Do you hate yourself for rooting for Satan's chosen team during college football season?"

Who is the biggest f'er of the f'in elitists?

What are a few of your favorite

Books?
Movies?
Bands/Songs?

Sol-a-rex or Sol-a-Rah?

/Poly-tech Virgin-i-a!

What is the best piece of advice you can give the guy side of a relationship when heading up to the last 3 months before a wedding? What advice can you give for the first 3 months after a wedding?

What do you think of Michael Vick?

What were the physical and psychological struggles you had with giving up smoking?

I've never played multiplayer FOF (time and commitment phobic). Convince me that it is all that it is cracked up to be.

What was it like going to high school with a bunch of guys that could grow full beards by age 14?

What do you and marmel do when you guys hang out together?

What exactly was/is there to do in Blacksburg?

Dr. Enuf....yeah or nay?

I've got to think of a toughie.

How much time/effort would you say you've put into IHOF Development?

And for a non-IHOF question...

If you could live anywhere in the US (pretend you don't need to worry about the job market or cost of living) where would it be?

What's it like to sit in a steaming hot sauna with a bunch of guys, then run and dive into the freezing cold water of the Baltic Sea?

How did you manage to snag such a hot wife?

Does your kitchen still smell like burnt french fries?

Serious question: do you ever hit a wall with regard to your sleeping patterns, as in all of a sudden needing to sleep for like 14 hours in a row or something?

Damn, you beat me to it.

Pics please....

Describe in detail the traumatic incident that has left you with bitterness towards everything Pac-10 related.

Tell us about the time you shat upon the United States Naval Academy.

What's your best drunk story?

Would you ever be a commissioner of a real sports league? Why or Why not?

How happy does the shadenfreude of watching WVU go up in flames like a cheap couch as they lose their head coach to an SEC school make you?

Do you now understand the difference between being drunk with alcohol and being drunk with power?

Have you ever thought of following Jim's lead and developing a game of your own?

Hrm...some good questions so far. Some involve stories I've told here or there, but I'd be happy to regurgitate them again.

I hope H.A. approves.

If you could kick two people out of IHOF who would they be and who would you pick to replace them?

What are a few of your favorite foods/meals?

Brutal!

Could you give me an indepth VPI style analysis of the Outback Bowl, including a prediction?

Do you ever see yourself standardizing and releasing your programs/macros/codes that you use for the extra reporting you do in the IHOF to other online MP Leagues? Does it bother you that I am typing this question to you without pants on?

FBPro and BIGWOOD...Northwood_dk and Subby.

;)

What state would you like to see Sufjan Stevens focus on next?

You are the Dungeon Master of SQL. What is your history with SQL? Any secrets you could bestow upon the rest of us?

Any programming languages that you know? Things that you've written?

You are always there to help everyone else so quickly and never seem to even require a thanks.

If Rich Rodriguez took the Alabama job and West Virginia hired VT def. coordinator Bud Foster as his replacement, would you literally explode?

Who will be the 2 teams to play in the Super Bowl for this season?

these are such vanilla questions. what is this, PG-13. someone think of some unusual questions to ask. i don't care about VPI's hopes and dreams or what his favorite color is.

who's running this thing? i should have volunteered to run this.

here's my question to VPI:

will you make Subby the subject of the next FTB? please and thank you.

and here's another question for VPI:

if you could do something illegal for one day without getting caught or without the risk of consequences - what would you do?

another question:

how does it make you feel that your only contribution to FOFC (the community, not the website) is as a commish for IHOF? do you not lament the fact that you add nothing personality-wise, and that outside of your umpteenth VT joke and your geekery concerning IHOF you will not be remembered here?


i'm going to be honest here, the only entertainment i've got out of Face The Board is by my own questions. i made myself chuckle right now after having wrote that question. :sigh:

Hell Atlantic stole all my questions.

This will get deleted, but who the hell is VPI?