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BBC to screen 'My Big Breasts And I'
Thursday, December 14, 2006
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Get set to be shocked. BBC Three has commissioned a raft of programmes with titles like Teens Addicted To Porn, Me And My Man Breasts, Lucy: Teenage And Transsexual, My Big Breasts And I, F*** Off I'm A Hairy Woman, and Sex Talk With Mum And Dad.

The latter employs the techniques of a Dutch sexologist and family therapist who believes that by shaking off embarrassment and talking openly about sex the family unit can be strengthened.

In one scene a father demonstrates to his teenage daughter how to use a condom by putting it on a banana.

The programme publicity says: "Our expert believes that if families can be open with one another about sex then they'll be able to trust each other about anything and everything else.

"But that doesn't mean it's going to be any less awkward to hear about dad's first time or mum's stash of sex toys."

Other shows include Help! My Dog's As Fat As Me, which sees eight podgy pets and their overweight owners go on a three-month diet and fitness regime together.

Already announced, The Baby Borrowers tackles the issue of teenage pregnancy by asking teenage couples to look after real babies, who are then swapped for teenagers.

In another new show, BBC Three has invited a group of people to witness the slaughter of animals at an abattoir to see whether they lose their appetite for meat when they are less removed from the process of delivering food to their table.

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