Everyone knows that I love a good poll...
 

... or an average one, or even a crappy one, but the fact that they get bumped every time somebody votes sucks. Who's with me?

Where's the trout option?

You know, I've always thought that salmon would be better than trout. After all, a salmon would have a better chance of getting lodged... well, you know where... since they are famous for swimming upstream and jumping over small waterfalls or whatever else gets in their way.

Now I finally have a reason to test that theory.

Nah, "Kodos has a salmon in his rectum" just lacks something

i like the Hot or Not polls

And here I was wondering why these threads keep getting bumped despite no new posts, and not realising it was to do with the polls...

This artificial poll inflating has got to stop

Bump