You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up
 

Just got my SI in the mail today and was reading about the Boise State game. The lead paragraph reported that Boise State head cheerleader Chrissy Popadicks was going to marry Rb Ian Johnson.


Just sayin.

She has to hyphenate that name doesn't she?

Why can't you make this stuff up?

It's real easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

I think you can't make that particularly story up because it's true. Even if you pretended to make it up, the fact that it's true would mean it's not made up.

I don't believe it

The Hell you say.

This statement will probably blow Butter of 69s mind.

You just blew my mind.

Johnson needs to transfer to Arkansas. I get the feeling Johnson and Popadicks would be at home with Nutt, his other Johnson, and that Dick.