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Axxon 01-26-2007 10:34 AM
When is Christ's next movie coming out?
 
Just asking.

Quote:
Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

COMMENT ON THIS STORY


TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

The second to last paragraph is kinda an understatement isn't it? One can only wonder/hope if the new Christ will be killed for his views too.



hxxp://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

wade moore 01-26-2007 10:35 AM
In fairness to Cruise, he's not the one making these claims.

Just going to try and hold back some of the Cruise bashing.

lordscarlet 01-26-2007 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wade moore (Post 1371248)
In fairness to Cruise, he's not the one making these claims.

Just going to try and hold back some of the Cruise bashing.

As I will hold back on my comparisons on how this is quite similar to 2000 years ago.

Axxon 01-26-2007 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wade moore (Post 1371248)
In fairness to Cruise, he's not the one making these claims.

Just going to try and hold back some of the Cruise bashing.

Hey, anybody who thinks he's the Christ needs to see a psychiatrist. ;)

Ksyrup 01-26-2007 10:40 AM
If Cruise is Christ, what does that make Stan?!

Ksyrup 01-26-2007 10:42 AM
I can't answer the question in the thread title, but I bet critics will crucify him in their reviews.

Drake 01-26-2007 11:06 AM
What does that make Nicole Kidman?

Ksyrup 01-26-2007 11:11 AM
So who is the Anti-Cruise?

And what does Bono have to say about this development?

Passacaglia 01-26-2007 11:42 AM
I'd imagine Nicole Kidman is Mary Magdalene, L. Ron Hubbard is Abraham. John Travolta as Judas?

Subby 01-26-2007 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Jew in 4 A.D.
Hey, anybody who thinks he's the Christ needs to see a psychiatrist.
I totally agree with you sir!

Axxon 01-26-2007 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1371290)
What does that make Nicole Kidman?

Smokin hot.

Oh way, I thought you asked what Nicole Kidman is.

Sorry.

Axxon 01-26-2007 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Subby (Post 1371340)
I totally agree with you sir!

I don't think they had psychiatrists back then. Anachronism's don't become you sir!

Drake 01-26-2007 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axxon (Post 1371386)
Smokin hot.

Oh way, I thought you asked what Nicole Kidman is.

Sorry.

I agree 100%.

Now, what are we going to do about Keith Urban?

Desnudo 01-26-2007 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1371296)
So who is the Anti-Cruise?

And what does Bono have to say about this development?

Keanu Reeves

Axxon 01-26-2007 01:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1371406)
I agree 100%.

Now, what are we going to do about Keith Urban?


hxxp://www.microsoft.com/games/urbanassault/

Drake 01-26-2007 01:14 PM
We should be careful not to confuse him with Karl Urban, against whom I have nothing.

Of course, once we get rid of Keith, the question I'll have to ask myself is "What are we going to do about Axxon?"

Bearcat729 01-26-2007 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1371260)
If Cruise is Christ, what does that make Stan?!

Maybe one of these 3 people

Axxon 01-26-2007 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1371448)
We should be careful not to confuse him with Karl Urban, against whom I have nothing.

Of course, once we get rid of Keith, the question I'll have to ask myself is "What are we going to do about Axxon?"

Since I've already asked myself "What are we going to do about Drake" I trust you won't have long to ponder your query.

Sorry, dude, all's fair in lust and war.

Ksyrup 01-26-2007 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Passacaglia (Post 1371335)
Travolta as Judas?





Ah'm, like, Judas or somethin'...ohmagaad!

JPhillips 01-26-2007 01:50 PM


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