Crazy Astronaut Luuuuuuuuv....
 

Ok, the story isn't as funny as the before and after pics...

Before...



And the after...

hxxp://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/05/space.love/index.html

Holy crap! That's freaking frightening. :eek:

EEEKK!!! *runs and hides under covers*

"Nowak, who is married with three children and has been an astronaut since 1996..."

Daaaaaamn. Can you say "divorce"?

Instead of using pepper spray, she should've gone with a phaser.

Hold me?

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
... It's called "Daisy." ... Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Crazy love...is there anything better?

Jungle Love?

Radar Love?

Love in an Elevator?

jeeez. What a space cadet.

(groan)

Crazy Conjugal Visit Love...

I think I prefer the "crazy mugshot" to the NASA pose.

From the article:

"Inside the car, police found an a half-dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers that Nowak said she used to eliminate stops along the highway, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman's home address in Florida, the report said."

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Very efficient.

Astronauts are really freaky crazy. And that diaper thing just comes off as nasty.

Whoa.

Perhaps it's post-traumatic space syndrome?

Man, that chick totally looks like "faces of meth."

So do we know if they conduct sex experiments in space?

That was my first thought too. But those astronaut pictures are just from a couple of months ago. I think maybe she just skanks it up between missions.

I figured her car would have one of those tubes you hook up to yourself that ejects your solid waste into orbit along the highway.

Regardless, I think we've found Nick Nolte's eHarmony match.