Clothing Malfunction
 

The title says it all. You would think most people would dress their best or at least reasonably well when coming to the doctor's office, particularly a psychiatrist's office. However, this frequently isn't the case. Today, a provocatively dressed mother and her 13 year daughter just came to my office for an evaluation and the mother was laughing at something I said when a breast popped out. Interestingly, neither the patient nor her mother seemed particularly perturbed by this event.

that's hot


left or right breast?

pcs pls kthx

You've got some serious game.

You would think this would happen way more often than it does. That's why I love live events on tv...the mere chance of this taking place.

I was hoping this was about one of your supermodel-esque coworkers

So they're coming to you because the mom is concerned that her daughter is already sexually active and sleeping with a lot of older guys and can't for the life of her figure out why, right?

How bad did you stare?

Now was this a "pop" out or more of a "hang" out?

Please God, let Katie Couric's boob fall out tonight.

I've come to realize it's a long shot on the nightly news. I did tape the Today Show regularly though in this hope.

Surprisingly, she wasn't. She was concerned that her daughter may have depression and a "learning problem." What is amazing to me is that she never had her daughter evaluated sooner for either of these problems.


It was the right breast and it was definitely a pop instead of a drop.

Mom was in her late 20's, so I definitely felt this wasn't community property, yet. Therefore, I tried not to stare. Mom held her shirt for the next 15 minutes making sure there wasn't a repeat performance which was kind of awkward.

This made me laugh hard.

Ok, now we are getting somewhere. This is getting good. Hotter than Pumpy using Outlook and that's saying something.

LOL

Mom in late 20s and daughter is 13? That explains some things.

A good therapist makes the patient feel comfortable showing their breasts.

No doubt.

I wish a hottie from around here would have a boob pop out when I'm working on her pc.

lean over/downblouse been attempted as she's sitting at the computer?

it's a common tech move.

Most definitly. :D

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this statement means.

It was a reference based off of a Chris Rock routine in which he was talking about the Janet Jackson SB incident.

Dola -

It obviously wasn't as funny as I intended it to be since I have to explain it.

So you are a doctor and you can move things with your mind? Cool...

Was it a nice breast?

How long was it out there?

(God it's been a long time since I got laid...)

I got it.

40-year-old titty? That's your MAN'S titty.
20-year old titty? Community titty!

I got it, and thought it was pretty funny.

It's a shame that EF27 has already done the "Face the Board" segment. These questions would've been good for that.