Okay, I'm sick of this...
 

I seem to be unable to turn on a news show/channel/outlet without seeing the story of Anna Nicole Smith and her death. To get away from it, I think it is Disney, and yes it is, with something called the Doodlebops, but I digress.

Have we as a society reached a point where we have too much news programming time to fill that we prop up someone with no talent such as ANS? Do I care why she died? Do any of us?

Look, it is sad when anyone dies early, but if we celebrated the passing of anyone who was attractive at a point, who had no talent, who could have been given a reality show and been made to look a fool, who then took and endorsed a diet aid, well, we could just create another 10 channels for those folks and the news on their passing.

Great, I just gave them another idea....

Is this a parody thread?

Relax, throw in a movie. In times like this, the best movie that will take your mind off of all of this nonsense is Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult.

Either that or Rocky V or Caddyshack II

But the baby!

Didn't she have a penis in that movie?

This has totally got to be a parody thread.

Would I dare start a parody thread? Actually, it was started as me bitching on four hours of sleep faced with injections in my back.

Now, after the injections and the local, and the come down from the stress.... Its much funnier then I orginally intended, totally a parody thread...

But, let the parody continue!

DoodleBops rule. Deedee is hot.

Bill Parcells was fired, you know.

Wait a sec ...

Anna Nicole died?

Hold on a minute....

FOF 2K4 was released?

What's that now?

Oakland Raiders looking good in preseason?