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Brillig

02-15-2007 03:18 AM

Billions of dollars spent by the TSA, and yet we are not safe!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a195737S40.DTL

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An American Airlines flight made an unscheduled landing in Honolulu after pilots heard something skittering about in the wire-laden space over the cockpit. The airline blamed the emergency landing of the Tokyo-Dallas flight with 202 passengers on a stowaway squirrel.

"You do not want a varmint up in the wiring areas and what-have-you on an airplane. You don't want anything up there," said John Hotard, spokesman for the Ft. Worth, Texas-based airline. He said pilots feared the animal would chewed through wiring or cause other problems.

:p

Why can't we stop suicide varmints at the borders? Write your congressman!

SackAttack

02-15-2007 03:21 AM

I want these god damned varmints off our god damned airplanes!

I have to fly in April, after all!

JPhillips

02-15-2007 07:50 AM

I have had it with these motherfucking varmints on this motherfucking plane!

Ksyrup

02-15-2007 07:53 AM

You guys are clearly overlooking the threat posed by what-have-yous.

Butter

02-15-2007 07:55 AM

John Hotard = Yosemite Sam?

Greyroofoo

02-15-2007 07:59 AM

if this isn't a dry run then I don't know what is.

Ksyrup

02-15-2007 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69 (Post 1393796)

John Hotard = Yosemite Sam?

He a member of the ever-growing 'Tard family.

stevew

02-15-2007 08:06 AM

They must have gotten tired of Draft Dodger's attic and moved onto a new locale.

JonInMiddleGA

02-15-2007 08:13 AM

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Why can't we stop suicide varmints at the borders?

Because the @#$^@$ liberals won't allow law enforcement to use profiling techniques to stop these critters before they strike. Might hurt their itty bitty feewings.

flere-imsaho

02-15-2007 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA (Post 1393809)

Because the @#$^@$ liberals won't allow law enforcement to use profiling techniques to stop these critters before they strike. Might hurt their itty bitty feewings.

That's not true. We totally allowed profiling when it came to reptiles! The fact that the TSA can't come up with a good technique to distinguish mammals from each other is not our problem.

twothree

02-15-2007 12:23 PM

So I read the story and found out the sad news. That the squirrel was killed. So, now I will never get to read the squirrel's blog about his trip to Tokyo. Damn you, TSA!

Desnudo

02-15-2007 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1393795)

You guys are clearly overlooking the threat posed by what-have-yous.

As long as it doesn't eat through the whatchamajiggit, you're safe

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