Guess the drapes matches the carpet
 

After checking herself out of rehab and slumming it in coach on an American Airlines flight back to L.A., Britney Spears had something to prove.

As soon as she landed, Brit stopped at a Tarzana salon and asked them to shave her head. When the hairdresser refused, a source says Spears "grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself," reports Us Weekly.

Then she jetted over to Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks, where employee Emily Wynne-Hughes says the singer was agitated and a "nightmare" to deal with. When asked about her new 'do, an exasperated Britney told Hughes, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everyone touching me."

Her two new tattoos -- a black, white and pink cross on her hip and red and pink lips on her wrist -- cost $80. During the one-hour visit, the employee noticed a stain on the singer's white handbag, and Brit explained she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

The employee says it was clear that the fallen pop princess was "on the verge of a nervous
breakdown."

She does not look good bald.

above or below the equator

Best title of a tread ever!

i thought it was too cute, personally. bald britney thread reigns supreme!

Attention Wh*re

I don't think any chicks look good bald. Everyone was talking about Sinead O'Conner being hot bald. Whatever. I need some hair to grab onto.

So guess the next series of events. Will she check-in and then party hard? Or will she still party hard until forced to check-in? Or will her publicist blame it on a certain medication or allergic reaction?

On the verge?

I knew this asian chick in college who shaved her head. She actually didn't look too bad (not great...but not too bad). She's been the only chick I've known, though, that could pull it off. Most chicks just look really weird bald.

In the video I posted, looks like she's wearing a "Star of David".

How long 'til she goes all "Anna Nicole?"

could that be some kabbalah thing?

So very, very wrong...

Perhaps she got recarpeted and decided to tear out the drapes.

If you've ever wondered what irrelevancy will do to a person. Take a good look, take a good long look. Damn you K-Fed, damn you to hell....look what you've done.

what worse k-fed or crack?

And Britney continues to plummet towards Anna Nicole territory.

is that you carlos?

If there's a silver lining in all this its that Whitney Houston looks just a shade more normal.

Playboy in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Do you think they even want her anymore?

hxxp://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/bsbald2.jpg

Almost threw up in my mouth. Ewww.

It seems to me, she lived her life
like a typical, overrated, attention whore candle in the wind

"She is who we thought she was."

the dawg speaks the truth.

new britney

old 18 yo Britney

What better, bald Spears or bald Portman...

Fuck that. DVDA in 3 ... 2 ... 1

What good is DVD-Audio for her naked?

edit: geeks are SOOOO funny

:D Orgasmo anyone?

You can take the girl out of bumfuck Louisiana.

You can't take bumfuck Louisiana out of the girl.

Just out of principle, this thread needs to be the winner between the two on the subject.

I don't know who you are Mateo, but between the weather thread and this title, you are easily my favorite <50 post poster at FOFC.

Gah, at least have the courtesy to blunt your unyielding praise with a dig about proper pluralization. "Match" the carpet, people..."match".

Carry on.

to be fair she didnt get all nutty till she stayed in hollywood for a while. and i doubt you will see Louisiana girls shave thier heads

Well you are totally fucking hot, so now that they know this, expect them to start growing it back IMMEDIATELY! :)

Wait...which is the carpet and which is the drapes?

What looks better?

The only chick that has been bald and hot was Persis Khambatta, who played Lt. Ila (the alien nympho race) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

I thought I knew, but by looking at those pics coming out of the limo with Paris, I'm just as confused. I swear, it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I think you mean it looks like taco meat. :D

Yeah, that's what I tried to link to, but the Star Trek geeks got all uppity about linking images.

I guess I am throwing out that cheese sandwich I had for lunch.

Dola...I beg to differ. Natalie Portman looked good bald.

What was her first name, Apple?

Um, no.

No woman looks good bald. Men that claim to lust after bald women may secretly like men.

Hmm, again, which bald are we talking about here?