Bald Britney
 

wow.

im 3 posts in at this point. it stays.

Respect muh authouritah! :p

She obviously couldn't get the cum stains out of her hair.

I'm shocked that the "Bald Britney" FOFC reports haven't multiplied into numerous threads and parody threads like the Bill Parcels debacle(which I enjoyed).

watch it, buster...

:D

oh snap

That's hot


























NOT! What is she thinking?!

shes thinking "what do i need to do to get the press and tabloids to talk about me again?"

Hmm, I thought this was a thread talking about those pictures from a number of weeks ago, not today.

Did this topic really need three threads?

hey , this is britney spears man, the pop princess 3 isn't inoghj

err.. enough

damn this whiskey i cant type straight

i wish i had whiskey :(

I wish I couldn't type strai .. Wait a minute..

Stra

strai g

Eureka!!

LOL, Britney can't get anything right? What a dumb bitch.

Now that is ugly.



First she tried to copy Angelina Jolie and have some spiritual tatoo written in a foreign language on her, but was to stupid to get the spelling of it right.


Now she has tried to copy 90s singer Sinead O'Connor and make some kind of statement with her hair, but looks like crap now.



What is next? A Hustler lesbian photo shoot with Courtney Love?

Nice, I guess she decided to look like the famous person whose mental state she most closely resembles...

Carol Channing!!!

Famous Britney look-alikes:

She needed hair to hide those ears. Holely smokes!

Good to see the bald chick in Star Trek II find work again.

Who am I kidding...I'd hit it

Correct!

Everyone freeze!

I haven't responded to this thread, since I have my own little stupid Britney thread. But from your lips to God's ears... Those two together? One egg roll short of the psycho-bitch combo plate.

stay on your side of the turf, mateo!

:)

from perezhilton (his comments mixed in):


The more we hear about Britney Spears' behavior recently, the more we are concerned for her safety and the well-being of her two infant sons.

This past Saturday, after the previous night's breakdown crescendo saw her shave off all her hair, Britney drifted into West Hollywood's Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd, not exactly the place to go if you want some "privacy."

And, Spears' behavior at the celebrity haunt concerned many onlookers.

At 1 P.M. on Saturday, Britney arrived alone, this time wearing a blue wig, and she tried unsuccessfully to book a room. She had no money nor a credit card, just a piece of paper carrying a partial credit card number.

A source had previously told us about Britney being at the Mondrian and wearing a blue wig. But we just couldn't believe it.

What is going on in that head of hers?

Yeah, put on a blue wig. NO ONE will notice you then! She's even stupider than we previously thought!

A spywitness who saw Britney at the hotel's check-in desk, says, "She was crying and apparently intoxicated. She kept saying: "Nobody wants me anymore".

Maybe she's right?

Her parents must be giving her some tough love or have disowned her. If she was our daughter, we would have fucking locked that bitch in her room until we had her forcibly admitted in rehab!

After unsuccessfully trying to get a hotel room at the Mondrian, a couple of tourists felt sorry for Britney and took her upstairs to their room.

What a story they're gonna be able to tell their friends!

The "lucky" fans then took a deranged Spears to the gift shop, where she went back and forth trying on three different bathing suits.

After picking out a bikini, Shitney then went to the pool and tried to shave her legs.

Ewwww!!!

Brit Brit's manager, Larry Rudolph, needs to be fired or quit!

After a bizarre session by the pool, Spears once again tried to book her own room at the hotel.

"She tried to get a room again and couldn't get one," says a spywitness. "She was obviously intoxicated and the hotel didn't want to be responsible for what she would have done in the room."

It gets better!

Spears then tried to get a rental car but with no identification she was again denied.

"She was hysterical saying things like, 'Nobody wants me' over and again.' The staff were stunned. she clearly needed medical help but no one knew what to do with her."

perez hilton must have wet himself several times over the past couple days

Just to make my case crystal clear...

she's trash

Anyone else think that Christina Aguilera is somewhere laughing hysterically at this whole Britney thing?

hxxp://www.starsareblind.com/2007/02/22/britney-loses-it/

attacking a car with an umbrella outside kfeds.

says so much

Can we make an decision on the proper etiquette for a "Britney Spears found dead" thread now? Jokes, no jokes, parody thread etc.

I say anything goes.

Yikes, those are some scary ass looks. She's high on something.

See, this is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA.

good times