Celebrity Who Hotter? Vol. 1, Bald Britney vs. Kathy Griffin
 

:confused: If you HAD to nail one of them, who would you choose?

Standard nails w/ hammer, or can we use a nail gun?

depends on how clean britney's scalp is

I can imagine Britney as she once was, and try to imagine a bald Natalie Portman when I look at her face. To me that trumps Griffin.

Oh, this is just wrong.

I'd take Britney, even if her cooch was rubbed in cigarette ashes.

I'm a sucker for redheads.

I'd be also afraid to impregnate the poor child. I don't need the publicity.

Can Bald Britney wear a wig? Or does she have to go gi jane?

Oh the dilemma!

Kathy Griffin has no children right? Hurting face but we are just talking banging not marrying. Her body might actually be better than WT Britney now.

As for Britney, trailer park trash now with no hair. Supposedly banging other chicks, but that doesn't fall into the scope of this question. She just looks like crap but you would be banging Britney Spears. You could always tell others that you nailed it in her prime:)

are we allowed to tape Kathy Griffin's mouth shut and have Andy Dick watch us?

I'd take Bald Britney if I was actively looking for a way to make my dick rot off before my very eyes.

Props for using slang that only a small percentage of the FOFC audience will get ;).

Look at this picture.


This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.


KAthy Griffin looks like a Super Model compared to Britney now.

Bonus:
I used to get cised for Brit when she was money and had a clean clinton portis, she was silly! If I had my chance with her back then it would've been a show!

Kathy Griffin still gets the gas face, but hanging out with her and Jeff Smoker wouldn't be so bad. Other than that she is trifling. But some donkey who is down to the felt and in nubbinsville may want to crush it eventhough his friends would call him Ricky for murdering it.

DAGGER!

Well played my friend, well-played...

I couldn't have said it any better.

I don't understand the concept of using a 4-syllable phrase as slang for a term that can be vocalized in 1 syllable.

I'm also afraid to ask how clinton portis came to be used for this expression.

The Clinton Portis term has not been added to the wiki entry, but - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Junkies#Junkies_Lingo .

So, the short answer is - it is a term created to be able to discuss non-radio friendly words on the radio.

This poll defiantly needs the trout option.

I would have gone with something quicker to say - Yao Ming! - but that's just me.

Well...

A) It's the DC market, so Clinton Portis works better.
B) Clinton Portis sounds a lot more like the real word.

Where's the option to bang Vikki Lewis by accident thinking she was kathy Griffin?

You still had the intent to bang the original gangreened wildebeest, so you lose.

I'd bang them both. Repeatedly.

But then again, I'm not picky.

oh no you didnt

to me its not kathy griffins face that brings her down, its the voice. Having to hear that is a complete turn off

Don't sell her short. She has the entire package of ugliness.

You people are terrible! :mad:

Damn, I look better bald than Britney :(

Had to go with Kathy Griffin, since Gary Coleman wasnt an option.

Kathy Griffin is way, way, way hotter than that bald tree bat looking thing.

Chances are, you look better than Kathy Griffin too. :)

I didn't think Britney was hot with hair.

Pillow cases and paper bags know no prejudice