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MJ4H 03-31-2007 12:54 PM

Today is Unsupported Assertions Day!
 
The thread title is recursive.

st.cronin 03-31-2007 12:56 PM

I am God's gift to women.

Julio Riddols 03-31-2007 01:19 PM

Pandas have the highest IQ of all land mammals.

M GO BLUE!!! 03-31-2007 01:38 PM

God is invisible and standing behind you, to the left.

sabotai 03-31-2007 01:50 PM

You inhale 19 tons of oxygen a day.

bulletsponge 03-31-2007 01:52 PM

Mankind is the cause of global warming!

st.cronin 03-31-2007 01:53 PM

Lathum is one of them gays.

sabotai 03-31-2007 01:54 PM

Sea Otters can operate a bulldozer.

Greyroofoo 03-31-2007 01:56 PM

Maximum Customization baby!!!!!!

JeeberD 03-31-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge (Post 1431909)
Taco Bell is the cause of global warming!


Fixed!

QuikSand 03-31-2007 02:21 PM

Guys, this forum has the 4th-highest accuracy rate of any on the internets. Don't go mucking that up with a stupid thread like this.

Brian Swartz 03-31-2007 02:40 PM

George W. Bush is the stupidest, most incompetent president in U.S. history. Until the next Republican President(a.k.a. anti-christ neo-nazi) is elected, at which point Dubya's record will be rehabilitated to some degree to allow metaphysically for the possibility that the new president could theoretically actually be more stupid/incompetent.

AlexB 03-31-2007 02:56 PM

The Matrix was a documentary

Tigercat 03-31-2007 02:57 PM

My Thetan is more open and clear than any other Thetans on this board.

The rest of you are being held back by your past lives and the oppressive Helatrobus dictators. When my spiritual form is fully free and exploring the Galaxy, I will laugh at you Ritalin popping suckers!

B & B 03-31-2007 03:03 PM

Greg Oden is 19 years old.

cartman 03-31-2007 03:05 PM

They mostly come out at night... mostly

TredWel 03-31-2007 03:05 PM

87% of all statistics are made up.

JeeberD 03-31-2007 03:18 PM

Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...

Oilers9911 03-31-2007 03:19 PM

I can lift 50 pounds with my testicles....

Oh wait.... UNsupported. Nevermind.

sabotai 03-31-2007 03:21 PM

You shed 10 pounds of dead skin every week.

JPhillips 03-31-2007 03:27 PM

Before it's over this thread will have more posts than the Maximum Football thread.

mckerney 03-31-2007 03:28 PM

Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.

Julio Riddols 03-31-2007 03:32 PM

The size of a human head is directly proportionate to the amount of intelligence contained therein.

st.cronin 03-31-2007 03:33 PM

There is a God.

sabotai 03-31-2007 03:35 PM

You grow more hair on your toes than you do on your head.

Maple Leafs 03-31-2007 03:38 PM

Prior to 9/11, no steel building had ever collapsed due to fire.

cartman 03-31-2007 03:40 PM

No one can eat just one.

Maple Leafs 03-31-2007 03:41 PM

Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.

cartman 03-31-2007 03:44 PM

It take 3.72 pounds of saliva to dissolve a chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, 4.13 pounds for a grape one.

WVUFAN 03-31-2007 03:45 PM

There is no better drink than Mountain Dew.

Do the Dew, baby!

Desmond 03-31-2007 03:45 PM

Battlestar Gallactica actually happened.

Maple Leafs 03-31-2007 03:46 PM

If several people have already gone all-in, you should fold AA because you're actually an underdog.

sabotai 03-31-2007 03:47 PM

The moon landing was a hoax.

bulletsponge 03-31-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckerney (Post 1431978)
Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.



no, hes in a 3 way race for best GM with Isiah Thomas and Matt Millen

Karlifornia 03-31-2007 04:23 PM

Green M&M's make you horny.

Tigercat 03-31-2007 04:25 PM

The Colossal Squid is neither colossal nor a squid.

sterlingice 03-31-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs (Post 1432000)
Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.


Right after Duke Nukem Forever?

SI

sterlingice 03-31-2007 08:07 PM

People who take political pot shots in threads meant for fun secretly enjoy eating their own ear wax and playing polka loudly in their house while naked.

SI

bulletsponge 03-31-2007 08:48 PM

Raiders looking good in the preseason!

MrBug708 03-31-2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD (Post 1431966)
Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...


Tmac is better then Kobe

st.cronin 03-31-2007 08:50 PM

USC song girls make my dick hard. Oh, wait, wrong thread...

JPhillips 03-31-2007 09:26 PM

Regardless of what St. Cronin says, hubris does in fact mean excessive pride.

Julio Riddols 04-01-2007 01:14 AM

Hubris is a cheese from Greece. A cheese with meaning.

JPhillips 04-01-2007 07:19 AM

Within the next decade we'll see the end of the mincemeat pie as nations band together to protect the world's few remaining minces.

Leonidas 04-01-2007 07:37 AM

The United States brought 9/11 on itself

MJ4H 04-01-2007 08:44 AM

unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?

Maple Leafs 04-01-2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman (Post 1432472)
unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?

According to who?

MJ4H 04-01-2007 09:36 AM

the clock!

Julio Riddols 04-01-2007 11:32 AM

The clock isn't good for anything.

cartman 04-01-2007 11:57 AM

I declare that the clock itself is an unsupported assertion!


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