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Ksyrup 04-02-2007 05:04 PM

Alanis Morissette - My Humps
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 05:09 PM

the original is one of the songs that continues to drive pop music into the realm of "extremely embarassing for all of the human race."

This is pretty amusing stuff though.

Pyser 04-02-2007 05:12 PM

i dont get it

is she trying to say this is a bad song? we knew that before.

its much better when you take a pop song, rearrange it, and prove how good it is in other formats.

JeeberD 04-02-2007 05:14 PM

Holy crap, great find! That's quality stuff right there!

Karlifornia 04-02-2007 05:14 PM

HAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyser (Post 1433279)
i dont get it

is she trying to say this is a bad song? we knew that before.



ChartPeak
position
U.S. Billboard Hot 1003
U.S. Billboard Pop 1002
U.S. Billboard Dance Radio Airplay17
U.S. Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks57
U.S. Billboard Hot Rap Tracks10
U.S. Billboard Hot Ringtones1
World Singles Top 402
Austria Singles Top 754
Irish Singles Chart1
Finland Singles Top 207
Dutch Top 404
Eurochart Hot 100 Singles2
UK Singles Chart3
Australian ARIA Singles Chart1
Sweden Singles Top 6019
New Zealand Singles Chart1
Swiss Singles Top 1003
Belgium Singles Top 503
Norway Singles Top 204
Lithuania Airplay Chart1
German Top 1004
Czech IFPI Chart7
France Singles Top 10011
Latvian Airplay Top12

Karlifornia 04-02-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433284)
ChartPeak
position
U.S. Billboard Hot 1003
U.S. Billboard Pop 1002
U.S. Billboard Dance Radio Airplay17
U.S. Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks57
U.S. Billboard Hot Rap Tracks10
U.S. Billboard Hot Ringtones1
World Singles Top 402
Austria Singles Top 754
Irish Singles Chart1
Finland Singles Top 207
Dutch Top 404
Eurochart Hot 100 Singles2
UK Singles Chart3
Australian ARIA Singles Chart1
Sweden Singles Top 6019
New Zealand Singles Chart1
Swiss Singles Top 1003
Belgium Singles Top 503
Norway Singles Top 204
Lithuania Airplay Chart1
German Top 1004
Czech IFPI Chart7
France Singles Top 10011
Latvian Airplay Top12


I know you're not implying that chart success represents artistic accomplishment, but in fact that it is quite often the opposite. Right? RIGHT!?! :)

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1433286)
I know you're not implying that chart success represents artistic accomplishment, but in fact that it is quite often the opposite. Right? RIGHT!?! :)


No, im saying it's a pretty clear demonstartion that "we" do not know it's a bad song. The world is eating this shit up. Us guys in our witty FOFC world know it blows, but we ain't the world.

kcchief19 04-02-2007 05:24 PM

Popular doesn't mean it's good. See Cyrus, Bill Ray -- Achy Breaky Heart.

I don't think Alanis gets as much credit as deserves for her sense of humor. This is gold.

Antmeister 04-02-2007 05:25 PM

I love the parody, but I don't understand all the hate for the original song.

There are a number of songs that have the most horrid lyrics. But in my case, there are songs that I enjoy the music to. There are songs that I appreciate the lyrics and when I get the best of both worlds, I am happy.

So for the original song, I strictly enjoy the music.

Easy Mac 04-02-2007 05:27 PM

I found the "parody" extremely dumb and boring. I guess I don't get Canadian humour.

And I guess Morrisettalicious was too hard.

kcchief19 04-02-2007 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433288)
No, im saying it's a pretty clear demonstartion that "we" do not know it's a bad song. The world is eating this shit up. Us guys in our witty FOFC world know it blows, but we ain't the world.

That just proves that people are morons. "I Will Always Love You" is one of the most popular songs at weddings -- at least half the weddings I've been to in the last 15 years have featured that song. It's a break-up song, people!

I won't even get into the people who think "Every Breath You Take" is a love song and not a creepy ode to stalking ...

dawgfan 04-02-2007 05:31 PM

I've done a pretty good job of ignoring Alanis Morissette over the years - this a parody of which of her songs?

Pyser 04-02-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan (Post 1433299)
I've done a pretty good job of ignoring Alanis Morissette over the years - this a parody of which of her songs?


exactly.

Karlifornia 04-02-2007 05:40 PM

I didn't know the the Scrooge convention was today!

BrianD 04-02-2007 05:57 PM

I'm not normally one for parodies (sorry Ant), but this was pretty funny.

Maple Leafs 04-02-2007 05:58 PM

Now Fergie has to retaliate by doing an overwrought ballad of "Always Too Hot".

PackerFanatic 04-02-2007 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433288)
Us guys in our witty FOFC world know it blows, but we ain't the world.


...we're not?

LIES!

SirFozzie 04-02-2007 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic (Post 1433339)
...we're not?

LIES!


He does lie.

We are the world.

Not only that, We are the children

In fact we are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving.

cartman 04-02-2007 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer
Chart Peak Position
Latvian Airplay Top 12


Hell, it has to be crappy song if it can't even crack the top 10 of the Latvian charts. Those folks in Riga really know their music.

:D

Ksyrup 04-02-2007 07:31 PM

BTW, can anyone show me how to embed a freaking youtube clip into a post? I tried, then gave up.

And btw, my first thought when I saw this was... how Tori-Amos-covering-Smells-like-Teen-Spirit of her.

Easy Mac 04-02-2007 07:33 PM

copy the link from the youtube video in the "embed" box.

cartman 04-02-2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1433356)
BTW, can anyone show me how to embed a freaking youtube clip into a post? I tried, then gave up.



There is a field on the YouTube page labeled 'embed'. Copy and paste the contents of that field into your message here at FOFC.

Ksyrup 04-02-2007 07:37 PM

I did that. Let me try again.





Ksyrup 04-02-2007 07:38 PM

Hey, whaddaya know!

cartman 04-02-2007 07:38 PM

It might not work if you are using the advanced WYSIWYG editor.

Karlifornia 04-02-2007 07:38 PM

nevermind...you got it

Ksyrup 04-02-2007 07:39 PM

You know what I think the point of this song is...


ISN'T IT IRONIC?

cartman 04-02-2007 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1433365)
You know what I think the point of this song is...


ISN'T IT IRONIC?


I was thinking more along the lines of:

I couldn't help it, it's all your fault.

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman (Post 1433355)
Hell, it has to be crappy song if it can't even crack the top 10 of the Latvian charts. Those folks in Riga really know their music.

:D


It's funny, I considered editing some of those out - that one specifically, but then I was just laughing at the very thought of it getting any airplay there and decided it had to stay.

BYU 14 04-02-2007 08:06 PM

She is one wierd chick....funny stuff though

Leonidas 04-02-2007 08:09 PM

I guess this would have been really funny for me if I had actually heard the original song, or at least knew something about it. But I haven't and I don't so I'll just take everyone's word that it's funny.

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas (Post 1433381)
I guess this would have been really funny for me if I had actually heard the original song, or at least knew something about it. But I haven't and I don't so I'll just take everyone's word that it's funny.


just search youtube for the original. In 20 seconds you'll be amazed the original is a real song.

Rizon 04-02-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19 (Post 1433297)
That just proves that people are morons. "I Will Always Love You" is one of the most popular songs at weddings -- at least half the weddings I've been to in the last 15 years have featured that song. It's a break-up song, people!

I won't even get into the people who think "Every Breath You Take" is a love song and not a creepy ode to stalking ...


Or "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.

cartman 04-02-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19 (Post 1433297)
That just proves that people are morons. "I Will Always Love You" is one of the most popular songs at weddings -- at least half the weddings I've been to in the last 15 years have featured that song. It's a break-up song, people!

I won't even get into the people who think "Every Breath You Take" is a love song and not a creepy ode to stalking ...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 1433384)
Or "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.


Or a couple of U2 songs, "One" and "With or Without You"

Leonidas 04-02-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433382)
just search youtube for the original. In 20 seconds you'll be amazed the original is a real song.

I'm starting to suspect it would be three minutes of my life I'll want back.

Ksyrup 04-02-2007 08:16 PM

I've never heard the song, but I can imagine how crappy it is just by reading the lyrics. Really, this is just like Tori Amos' cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit - it's the juxtaposition between the original song and the performance of it as a weepy ballad, combined with the lyrics sounding so outof place in the new format. I think Tori's version was meant to be more serious than this one, but they're both kinda saying the same thing.

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1433395)
I've never heard the song, but I can imagine how crappy it is just by reading the lyrics. Really, this is just like Tori Amos' cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit - it's the juxtaposition between the original song and the performance of it as a weepy ballad, combined with the lyrics sounding so outof place in the new format. I think Tori's version was meant to be more serious than this one, but they're both kinda saying the same thing.


I don't think they were trying to do REMOTELY the same thing, personally.

BrianD 04-02-2007 08:56 PM

Is there any context that goes along with this video? I'm assuming she isn't going to be releasing this as a single or anything. I'm also assuming it wasn't just "I want to mock a crappy song".

rjolley 04-02-2007 08:59 PM

I don't like the original song (liked the original group's material before Fergie joined), but I've got to say, this is pretty funny.

Ksyrup 04-02-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433397)
I don't think they were trying to do REMOTELY the same thing, personally.


My point is, the effect is the same. This one almost feels like a carbon copy of Tori Amos' song, it's so similar.

Rizon 04-02-2007 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1433395)
I've never heard the song, but I can imagine how crappy it is just by reading the lyrics. Really, this is just like Tori Amos' cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit - it's the juxtaposition between the original song and the performance of it as a weepy ballad, combined with the lyrics sounding so outof place in the new format. I think Tori's version was meant to be more serious than this one, but they're both kinda saying the same thing.


Some positive in this thread: The Melvins had a pretty kick-ass cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

cthomer5000 04-02-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup (Post 1433452)
My point is, the effect is the same. This one almost feels like a carbon copy of Tori Amos' song, it's so similar.


I think we're on completely different wavelengths right now.

AZSpeechCoach 04-02-2007 10:33 PM

Heh heh...Lily is now cringing in the corner after that. It combines the two things in music she hates the mose: Fergie and Alanis...

johnnyshaka 04-03-2007 12:12 AM

Thought it might be a bit she did for the Juno's (Canuck Music Awards) that were held last night...but, that doesn't appear to be the situation. She hosted the Juno's a couple of years ago and it was here in Edmonton. My wife and I attended the show and she did several bits that were pretty funny...that's why I thought it might be related.

A little history here...we went to the same elementary school together, we, along with another dozen or so kids, also used to spend one day a week at another school in a Program for Advanced Learners...yeah, I had potential when I was a kid...whoops!!! Call me sentimental, but I always kept track of her in the news just because I do have fond memories from my childhood that she and her family are a part of. Anyway, this doesn't surprise me at all considering that she used to goof off just as much as any kid did and would do anything for a laugh. In fact, before she made it big in music she was on a TV show called You Can't Do That On Television that was a teen version of Laugh In or SCTV...it was pretty funny in the eyes of most pre-pubescent teens. But, we haven't really seen the silly side of her since she's been on this spiritual kick over the last 10 years...maybe this is a return to her "old" self...who knows.

DougWyatt 04-03-2007 03:33 AM

Very funny. Although, coulda been a little funnier if she'd have knocked out a Beyonce' song. Actually surprised she didn't, going the Beyonce' rout, she'd only have to have learned 5 or 6 words per song.

Ksyrup 04-03-2007 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 (Post 1433487)
I think we're on completely different wavelengths right now.


No, I understand where you're coming from. I see the difference in what each is attempting to say with their version, but the songs themselves are nearly identical in the way they are constructed and how they come off, IMO. Plaintively wailing "my humps, my humps" comes off just like "a mulatto, a mulatto."

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I have to think the Amos cover was the inspiration here, even if the underlying message was completely different.

MIJB#19 04-03-2007 08:34 AM

I think it's a great parody of the rap-'song' scene, which seems to vulture on women's bodies so much. Given the title of the original, she couldn't have chosen a better song.

Pumpy Tudors 04-03-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyshaka (Post 1433521)
...before she made it big in music she was on a TV show called You Can't Do That On Television that was a teen version of Laugh In or SCTV...it was pretty funny in the eyes of most pre-pubescent teens.

For the record, YCDTOT would still be funny today.

"Ross' Egg-o-Rama! Route 12, King Side Road!"

Edit: I doubt anyone would air it in the US, particularly because of all the jokes about Lisa's weight.

BrianD 04-03-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1433592)
For the record, YCDTOT would still be funny today.

"Ross' Egg-o-Rama! Route 12, King Side Road!"

Edit: I doubt anyone would air it in the US, particularly because of all the jokes about Lisa's weight.


It used to be on HBO when I was a kid. Pretty funny stuff


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