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World's Dumbest Woman?

Ummm... I'm not even sure what to say if true, which it seems to be

And I have no idea if this was posted here before. Trying to search for key words like penis, sex, teacher, syrian, cream... doesn't really help much with this board

hxxp://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_*****_cream_treatment.php

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Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment
A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).
Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.
The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
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Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception."
Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby.
In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned.
Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said.
"He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.
Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.
"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"
Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby".
"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."
Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment.
Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.
He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment".
Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception.
The trial continues.
9:52am Wednesday 25th April 2007

also on the bbc, so it must be true
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/6589249.stm

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Originally Posted by HiFiRevival (Post 1452545)

Glad I read this before posting...I thought the title meant we had another Sheryl Crow thread.

She only does guys with 1 ball

Excellent. Makes me very proud to be Welsh. From what I remember of Haverfordwest it doesn't surprise me too much though.

Could have been worse.. there could have been sheep involved I guess

This line here makes me laugh... how British can you get:

In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned

Should probably rename the thread title "World's Most Imaginative Woman?"

So, who is going to actually try this technique out, see if it works?

This story would be so much better if it were a proctologist mentioned, and not a gynecologist.

crap. now im going to have to find a new scam to get laid

Does she own a poodle?

This is just too funny. How in the hell can the courts even attempt to make this case?

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper (Post 1452601)

Should probably rename the thread title "World's Most Imaginative Woman?"

Correct. Yeah, that's a real believable story there by the lady.

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"The allegations here are of rape by deception."

This is a scarry thought. Lying to a woman for the purpose of having sex with her is rape. What am I now supposed to do with all my business cards that I had printed up they say Senator on them?:)

And, what about my Official Boob Inspector Badge?

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Originally Posted by 14ers (Post 1452759)

No man has ever told a woman the truth and still got laid.

But it should be noted that the women lie just as much, with more horrific results every time they say "I'm on the pill." DON"T BELIEVE IT!!! :mad:

Umm... This woman was a schoolteacher? I fear for the youth of the world all of a sudden..

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 1452779)

No man has ever told a woman the truth and still got laid.

There are women out there that will have sex with you if you tell them the truth. They're called prostitutes.

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Originally Posted by sabotai (Post 1452894)

There are women out there that will have sex with you if you tell them the truth. They're called prostitutes.

Yeah. What's wierd, though, is that I still feel compelled to lie to them as well. I guess it's just habit, treating hookers like they were real women.

:shurg:

I just wonder how this happens. I mean, what kind of a conversation occurs...

The woman: You won't believe what just happened to me!
Fadi: Hey baby
The woman: I have spots on my vagina!
Fadi: How you doin?
The woman: I don't know what to do...
Fadi: I think I know what will help
The woman: I'll do anything, it might be typhoid, I got it on holiday a few years ago.
Fadi: That's good, because this may call for all of the talents of my gyno-co-matical friend who can most certainly help us with this.
The woman: Oh that's a doctor right!?!?
Fadi: Oh yeah, very medical.
The woman: OK find out what to do and then meet me at my place at 7tonight, ok?
Fadi: Yeah, no problem.

That night

The woman: What did the gyno-numologist say?
Fadi: We have to apply this cream
The woman: OK, let me go put it on in the loo
Fadi: No, it uh, has to...uh I need to put it on you to see it and stuff
The woman: Oh, right. Now I'm undressed
Fadi: And so am I
The woman: Why are you undressed?
Fadi: I have to put the cream on with my penis
The woman: Really?
Fadi: Yep, for uh...best results
The woman: Oh,
Fadi: You may feel some pressure

Actually, I think the conversation goes more like this:

The woman: I can't believe your leaving me.
Fadi: Ah, you're crazy. I am out of here.
The woman: If you leave me, I will make your life a living hell.
Fadi: See ya'.
The woman: (dials phone) Hello, is this the police?

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Originally Posted by wishbone (Post 1453976)

gold!

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez (Post 1453997)

gold x2!

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Originally Posted by wishbone (Post 1453976)

you forgot: *cue porn music*