Hello from Aruba
 

Here is a picture for you from our horseback ride yesterday. Today we're doing a 6 hour float. Ill post more when it is convenient.

lots of pretzels sprouting up from the ground

I was expecting a picture of your horse's ass.

Stop posting and start living the honeymoon hype.

+1

What are you doing out of the hotel, Flasch?!

Now that's true FOFC dedication!

I was hoping for a different set of pictures from your honeymoon.

Oh man, that's just wrong. :)

I was expecting a picture of your wife's ass.

send him a picture of your ass first. it's the ancient art of seduction.

I was expecting a diagram.

Yeha, i cant imagine posting on FOFC would be part of my honeymoon.

Revenge of the Nerd V: Nerd in Aruba

Nice ass.

sometimes she sleeps when im not sleeping....and you can only lose so much in the casino :)

So you're doing all the work in bed, huh?

Welcome to married life!

Dude, she's the one sleeping. Sounds like he's not working it hard enough.

So that's two posts on your honeymoon. I crown you king of the nerds. Congrats.

Ooh, good point. I thought maybe he wore her out, but his FOFC jones kicked in and he's living on adrenaline.

What self respecting man actually stays awake afterwards?

Are you kidding? How do you think I clear enough time in my schedule to surf the web at night?

If her hot female friend accidentally walks into the room right after you finish and she wants to join in because she is upset that she missed out on all of the fun in round 1.....

You nut and get up? Clearly you aren't nutting correctly.

I am superhuman.

Try the emeril.

does that have like a swirl at the end or something?

lol

emeril
	The act of saying garlic, salt, or essence (alone or in combination) and causing everyone around you to riot.

My wife's not a big garlic fan.

I see someone skipped over the naughty parts!:D

I hear all the women love the emeril.

Well, I made an exception the first 3-4 times that happened, but after a while you got to stick to your principles.