What the hell is going on with the Pats
 

First Moss now this?

hxxp://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2771

Bill Simmons will have kittens.

First Big Papi, now Brady!

Commercials are the only thing ESPN does well.

And even those aren't as good as they used to be.

I thought Wally really mailed that in

Brady sucks.

It was probably Drew Henson's cap. He don't need it.

That's a great commercial. I hadn't seen it. Thanks, K!

It's nice the hear that Brady's capable of putting a lid on something.

That's my first time seeing that commercial. Very funny.

On top of that, I'd like to add that Stan Verrett is a really, really nice guy. He used to work for the NBC affiliate in New Orleans, and I worked with him when I was an intern there. He's super, and I was very excited for him when he started working at ESPN a few years ago. Anyway, seeing him in this commercial just made me remember what a good person he is.

He was in New York City. His natural instinct for self-preservation must have kicked in.

Don't you hate it when the second thread takes off, while the original dies a slow death due to neglect?

Cross promotion!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=58528

You got Wally, they got pictures of Gisele. I'm going back to the other thread.

I haven't seen anything worth going back for, to be honest.

who better giselle bundtcake or giselle fernandez?

I'm going to need to see scantily clad pics of both to decide, so ...

pix please.

Well, Giselle Fernandez is not a reporter in the Philly area, so good luck with that!

The real question is can either one pole vault (I'm working on getting this thread up there):

Yummy. She can vault my pole any day.

Wow.

yeah, wow.

I think this thread wins the video portion of the competition.

I would so hit that.

Moriarty should get some kind of prize for posting that.

And she would duck and then eat you.

Like you would a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese?

I'm not sure I've ever seen a more attractive athlete than that pole vaulter.

She reminds of Natalie Portman with a better toned physique and a wicked tan!!!

By the way, her name is Allison Stokke.

You're welcome.

+1
(and +1 bonus, sheesh, yow)

You can say that again...

*drool*

Christ, she's still in high school.

Anything that makes that poopoo butt unhappy, is a-ok with me.

and a better face and a better mouth and better eyes...

::forwards thread to your local authorities::

So, she's still in highschool, then? I decided to google and I believe she was a sophomore in highschool in 2005. And it's possible that photo was not taken this year. You're making me feel bad now.

17 is legal in Texas. I can ogle all I want, dammit... :p

Don't bother me with the details

She just signed with the Cal track and field team (which is how I came across this OC wonder). So, you may need to wait about 4 months, but hey this thread needed a lift.

I got a little bit of lift myself.

I'd give her a lift.

It's not worth your time, but for all you pervs out there, here she is in action:

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw&NR=1

Edit: I should add for effect, she's a former gymnast too.

I wish they all could be Allison Stokke girls...

Well, if I learned anything from that video, it's that her mouth is awfully crooked when she talks.

Not that I'm complaining, but how did she end up in this thread in the first place?

Maybe she's a Yankee's fan...but, really, who cares?!

There is a Myspace "fan page" for her and it says she's 18. But there's no birthdate given, although it says she's an Aries, so she probably did just turn 18. Unfortunately, she has an extreme conflict with my Household Leader.

Well played.

Well, the picture of Brady was with Gisele Bündchen, and we went from her to Giselle Fernandez somehow, but neither one could pole vault. See posts 14-18 for a recap.

Since she's 18 I guess we can add these. I'll link them due to Ksyrup's household leader. They're all "safe" but they're a step down from the first pic in this thread.

hxxp://www.dyestatcal.com/image/5tr/12-Dec04/21-DozG/AStokke.jpg
hxxp://www.dyestat.com/3us/6in/NIN/donna-NIN/girlpolevaulters.jpg

This last one requires someone with some photoshop skilz.
hxxp://www.dyestatcal.com/image/4tr/8-August/08Stokke/Vltglr.jpg

Giggity

hehe, someone said "pole", hehe