stevew's FTB Question Thread
 

I am not sure what is going on with the official moderator with FTB, but I am unofficially taking the reins from here since I would hate to see this feature die.

With that said, the next FTB participant, as selected by Neuqua, is stevew. Blast away with your questions. As usual, questions will be fielded until Saturday. Any questions asked after that day can be answered by stevew if he chooses to do so.

Who would be your top 3 favourite Steelers players of all time?

Just how the hell did you find Jon's phone number?

That episode is still talked about, at length, on #FOFC. The whole thing ranks easily as one of the top 3 stories we tell when we remember Calamari's begining.

Can we get this stickied.

dola

That was not an official question.

My official question is:

Why am I so fond of you?

what better, terry bradshaw or ben roethlisberger

what better, larry nance or brad daugherty

How can you root for every other Pittsburgh team and not the Pirates? Why the Phillies?

I sent a PM to 3 different mods, so hopefully it will get stickied when they visit the board.

Imagine you're the pitcher, facing Barry Bonds in a game of neighborhood wiffle ball. What's your strategy?

Drew Gooden: A keeper? Or time to look elsewhere this offseason?

1. Put your music player on random shuffle. What are the next 5 songs that come up?

2. What song/album are you listening to most these days?

3. What are your top 5 movies (you don't need to rank them 1-5 unless you want to)?

4. It seems obvious from these other questions that you follow football. Any other sports you follow?

5. What is your current job? What is your dream job?

/tk

How tall are you?

Is your name really Steve? I'm desperate to know this.

Why the "kick the chicks" signature you had a while back? What do you have against baby chickens?

Bath or shower?

Worst movies you've ever seen?

Best movies you've ever seen?

Gimme 1 movie that was so bad it was good.

How close are you to your family?

What do you do to cool down when you're pissed off?

So what exactly does a "freelance assasin" do?

Where were you born and raised?

Who is the hottest woman on earth?

When did you last cry?

How did you and your wife meet?

Why exactly are you a freelance assasin?

Did you own any 45s back in the day?

Did you have an extensive cassette tape collection and what type of music were/are you into?

What type of books, movies, and/or other forms of entertainment are you into?

Since we are both in WOOF, is this your first multiplayer league or have you been in other ones?

What is something that you feel the most proudest about?

Mild mannered guy, quick tempered, or only violent if forced into the situation?

Any event in the your life that you wish you could change?

Favorite part of the female anatomy?

Does your wife know about your other life on the FOFC?

Are there any events in your life that you dreaded at the time, but in retrospect you are glad that you went through it?

How attached have you gotten to your cat? Did you end up keeping any of the kittens?

What prompted jbmagic to call you an asswhite in the first place?

How many sports have you actually participated in your lifetime?

What is something that terrifies you the most?

Why do you dislike most about John Mellencamp's music?

If you could take a Poloroid of the most troubling moment of your life, how would you describe the image?

One thing you do that drive your wife crazy?

Have you successfully continued to stay away from Walmart or did you turn to the dark side?

One thing you do that embarrases your child(ren)?

What is something that drives you absolutely crazy?

How many kids do you have?

What is the size of the family that you grew up with?

Are you balding or do you have unnaturally superior hair?

Who is your most favorite athlete in any sport?

Have you been married more than once?

Did/Do you have any friends or previous girlfriends that your family detested?

If you could choose a custom title for yourself, what would it be?

For some people, home is where one has grown up, while for others it is your current place of residence and different variations in between. Where exactly is home for you?

At this moment, do you feel like you are progressing or regressing with your life?

Do you have any vices that you are trying to curb?

What are some thing that no one on this board knows about you?

Who is your closest family member outside of you immediate family?

Are there any family members/friends that you distance yourself from since you had gotten married?

Where was the best place you worked in your lifetime?

Any outside hobbies?

Any past friends/girlfriends that you think about from time to time?

Are you the dictator of the household, cooperative partner, or whipped?

How would your kids describe you? Your wife? Your friends?

Does it bother you that some RWBL owners consider you to be a poor man's Hell Atlantic?

If you were GM of the following teams what would you do to improve them?

Pittsburgh Steelers?

Pittsburgh Pirates?

Philadelphia Phillies?

You've lived a few places now, which is your favorite and why?

What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you or a co-worker at work?

What's your favorite scary movie?

2nd, 3rd, and 4th favorite parts of the female anatomy?

Did you really want the workout warrior Joe Staley on the Steelers, or was that just cynicism speaking and are you happy with the Lawrence Timmons pick?

Have you finished the basement yet? Would you ever go fixer-upper again, or is it just new houses from now on?

Ping: Whoever

It might be a good idea to create a template of standard questions (ie Where do you live, what is your occupation, etc) which would free people up to be more creative with their question asking.

Ok, here is a question for you:

You have 3 wishes, but these wishes do not come without rules.


Rule 1 - You must choose a singular object.

Rule 2 - You can choose any object* fictitious or real, even if the item would seemingly not work in reality. In other words, any item you wish for will actually work here.

*You may not pick an object that would somehow create money or more wishes.

Rule 3 - The object of your wish cannot be a person.

Rule 4 - The object you choose cannot be, nor can it be bigger than the Death Star.

Rule 5 - The object you wish for cannot directly kill, nor can it directly give life to another human.


So, what are your 3 wishes?