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Groundhog 05-31-2007 12:09 AM
Nicole Ritchie to host 'under 100lbs' party
 
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-10388,00.html

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Richie to host 'under 100lb' party
From Sydney Confidential
May 31, 2007 03:00am

IN a rare shocking marketing stunt that Sydney fashion icons Ksubi may not like to be associated with, celebrity waif Nicole Richie has urged her famous fans to turn up to her party - but only if they're super skinny and wearing the Aussie brand's super skinny-style of jeans.

While pal Lindsay Lohan was entering rehab again, Richie sensibly asked mates to "take shots, pass out and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems (sic)".

"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi (sic) jeans," the invitation added.

A footnote to the Memorial Day free-for-all party was even more telling of her maturity level: "No girls over 100 pounds (45kg) allowed in."

Only adds weight to the popular theory she's an idiot.

sabotai 05-31-2007 12:20 AM
I'd hit it.

Groundhog 05-31-2007 12:28 AM
I'd hit it with a super sized McValue meal.

Tigercat 05-31-2007 12:47 AM
She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

Karlifornia 05-31-2007 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Tigercat (Post 1474433)
She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

Skeletor's a total prude preoccupied with world domination. I'd rather take my chances with Nicole.

sachmo71 05-31-2007 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Tigercat (Post 1474433)
She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

mmmm...skeletor.

Critch 05-31-2007 06:43 AM
I'd like to point out that her second name isn't Ritchie. It's Richie. Completely different.

People called Ritchie are cool, folks like Sid Vicious and Kid Rock for example.

People called Richie generally suck ass. Well, her and Lionel anyway.

Maple Leafs 05-31-2007 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by sabotai (Post 1474424)
I'd hit it.
It would be like falling on top of a bicycle.

JeeberD 05-31-2007 07:39 AM

Lathum 05-31-2007 07:40 AM
I bet the caterer is gonna have the easiest job in the world.

Oilers9911 05-31-2007 07:53 AM
Nice, their weights will match or exceed their IQs.

albionmoonlight 05-31-2007 08:04 AM
Oh my goodness. That's a poem.

Bee 05-31-2007 08:20 AM
My left ass cheek will be attending.

DaddyTorgo 05-31-2007 08:21 AM
guys, what this excerpt doesn't say is that she went on in the invitation to clarify that that was a joke, poking fun at the media for harping on her weight issues.

sorry to spoil the fun

flere-imsaho 05-31-2007 08:23 AM
I can't think of a better way to celebrate Memorial Day.

Edit: even in jest.

bbor 05-31-2007 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Bee (Post 1474510)
My left ass cheek will be attending.

I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.:)

CraigSca 05-31-2007 11:11 AM
Joke or not, it's sick that she a) doesn't know what Memorial Day is for b) cares to joke about it.

Men and women have given their lives so Nicole Richie can be an asshat.

Bee 05-31-2007 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by bbor (Post 1474654)
I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.:)
I'm guessing we'd fit right in then.

st.cronin 05-31-2007 11:29 AM
Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

Noop 05-31-2007 12:50 PM
She would not get the stiff one from me.

miami_fan 05-31-2007 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by st.cronin (Post 1474680)
Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

Anorexia is funny.

Logan 05-31-2007 12:57 PM
Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

rkmsuf 05-31-2007 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 1474777)
Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

you just don't get slee knapping humor then I guess


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