hey you monkeys
 

for some of the older members who might remember ol' Fritz, there is now a Fritz 2.

F2 is pretty much the same as F1 but he gets to sleep in the middle of the day.

Congrats!

Congrats!

I am jealous of Fritz 2.

Pics?

Congrats.

i don't understand - you've been cloned?

I thought it meant he had a new screen name.

Congratulations on the Fritzel!

I thought it had something to do with genital clamps.

Wow. Fritz is here.

Does F2 still have love for the midgets?

Congrats!

Congrats, Fritz (and Fritz 2)!

Me too, and a new job which meant he worked nights.

I wonder if CNR is up to a guardian angel gig.

F2 *is* a midget.

what's better than haircut day? Fritz 2.

man, i see way too many times how a guy think the baby his, and then he go on maury or some other shit and he not the father. just something i would look into before you get too attached.


j/k congrats

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I have a new job too!

It has been a good spring in the fritzhaus

congrats! pics plz?

Congratulations!!

I vaguely remember a Fritz.

Were you the black guy that humped a penguin?

Congratulations!

Congrats on the weeniefritzel!

Good thing he sleeps during the day. Maybe he can catch up on all the sleep you're going to miss for the next two years. :)

Congrats Fritz. Just because the little one's bald doesn't mean he's mine.

congrats, Fritz. hope you still get some free time to wargame.

Congrats, Fritzy!

I've always wanted to have a baby with Fritz.

Hey, give us more details. Last I've heard, you got shot at. Bring us up to date?

Wow, the Fritz Factory is open for business. Welcome to world, Fritz 2!

what better Fritz 2 or Fritz.

hint there is Fritz in name

he has more hair than you

and less likely to become the republican version of Richard Simmons...

No, I am the black former professional athlete who was indicted on running a penguin fighting ring and lost EVERYTHING only to find myself running a football simulation message board and playing guitar.

=====MUST CONTROL MY SKYDOG IDENTITY CRISIS CONDITION=======

Congratulations!

Anyone else think of "all you zombies" by Mr. Mister when seeing this thread title?

Didn't think so.

No, but it did remind me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOVuT1xpI2M

Happy new Year!!!

And All You Zombies was The Hooters.

(band was from the Philly area, and later in their career they were going to play at my HS, but the show was canceled due to lack of interest)

Congrats, Fritz and Fritzette!

Blast! I am a stupid.

Who win baby battle to the death: Fritz2 or Subby2?

Congrats.

Congrats.

Congratulations!

Please dear god no.