Things to do in Vegas when you're drunk
 

Okay, so a whole bunch of people and I are headed to Vegas this weekend. We always have a ton of interest in it, and this is no exception. Anyway, we're looking for things to do. The rules are...don't get arrested, and don't die (this rule is more negotiable).

So, let's here some ideas!

...and getting Passacaglia drunk is already #1 on my list of priorities. :)

Make it rain.

I totally was expecting you to go for

Things to do in Vegas when you're boning

dola

Rent a yak.

I had so many options. But this was the most fitting, since I fully expect to be drunk far more than I'm getting laid.

Rule of Vegas: Wake up, coffee & water till noon, then it's time to switch to alcohol for the rest of the day.

I was hoping for Things to do with Vegans when you're boning

How do you know when noon comes? :confused:

It's noon somewhere. You just decide it's noon and start drinking.

Ah, I see. When I'm in Vegas, "noon" is usually when I wake up.

I can't physically wake up that late anymore. It sucks.

I think you misunderstand me. I'm using your definition of "noon." Usually its around 8 or 9 am local time.

Ahhhhh. My mistake. I shall do a flight of vodka at Red Square as penance.

Wake up? Who goes to sleep in Vegas. I thought that is what it says when you step off the airplane. Welcome to Vegas, Sleep is for Sissies, now go win some money and bang the entertainment!

I went to Vegas last summer and in my 4 nights there, I slept a combined 6 hours.

I always liked the idea of seeing how far you could vomit off the stratosphere coaster.

They've got the new ride that spins out over the edge of the Stratosphere, so you can pretty much rain puke straight down on the folks walking below. :D

I can't wait until I'm out there for a week starting on the 17th!