Lindsay Lohan trainwreck...
 

Lindsay Lohan Arrested for DUI, Cocaine PossessionReleased on $25,000 Bail

T-Minus 5 years until her porn debut........

Think she'll be alive in 5 years?

I can't wait..

Seymore Butts presents, scoring with Coke Whores.

This word, "rehab." It does not mean what you seem to think it means.

I think it's time for some sort of public pledge -- to just refuse to be interested in these stories. Between airhead heiresses, pantyless poseurs, and cokesniffing coquettes... there's just nothing redeeming at all about this little subset of pop culture.

We could all make the pledge...it's never going away. People either love it, or love to hate it, or pretend to be repulsed but crave every new story. I mean, this got posted on a text sim internet message board. This shit's here to stay.

We tried that :)

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...54&postcount=2

I don't know what is more tragic, how idiotic these girls are, or the fact that when I am flipping through the channels I actually see teenage girls admit on national TV how they idolize or think highly of these girls like Paris Hilton.

I must admit, I'm a little interested in at least one of these.

Agreed. I personally do not see the draw in these stories at all, but obviously millions of people do.

How can someone "refuse to be interested?" You are either interested or not. If stuff like this interests you, the only thing you can do is stay away from news sites that post these articles (which is all of them). Because once it is posted as news, and you see it, your interest kicks in.

I'm not sure what's more annoying, people interested in the story, or the meta-interest in the people who are interested in the story.

but can you read said story and remain thoroughly uninterested in it?

or said another way are you technically interested if you go out of your way to post in a lohan titled thread but claim uninterest in your post?

I'm debating on what's more annoying, people interested in the story, or the meta-interest in the people who are interested in the story, or the people who are interested in the meta-interest in the people who are interested in the story.

Ping Pumpy.

FireBush.

I'm suggesting that you are either interested or not in this type of story before you ever see it, or heck, before it ever happens. Whether that interest manifests itself is entirely dependent upon whether you see the news item/thread, etc. At that point, if you have that interest, it attaches and you post ad nauseum about a trivial issue that gets some people's panties in a bunch. Unless they are pantyless (is pantiless an alternate spelling?).

so you are saying that quiksand secretly is interested in this and his plea for a "pledge" is merely a device to disguise said interest?

i'm saying quiksand is not interesting and should go back to making threads about Leonard Cohen and leave hollywood gossip about hot young (large breasted) starlets to us common-folk.

but i do like his "cokeheaded coquettes" part. LOL that makes me imagine someone sitting at the table of the Mad Hatter. let's see, we have Alice, Mad Hatter, Tweedle Dee & Dum, and the cokeheaded coquette.

No, I don't think he's interested at all, I just think he's attempting to achieve the unachievable, since it is largely out of our hands except to the extent we shut ourselves off from all news sources.

If you've seen any photos, it's shaved smooth.

Just sayin':

I'd take an airheaded heiress, personally.

There's just something *wrong* about that mugshot and the darker skin around her mouth. One of my friends came up with a better description than anything I'd ever think of:

Her mug shot is gruesome, she looks like she had her face in a bucket of chii and someone said "HEY GET OUT OF MY CHILI" and she looks up and says "huh?" and someone takes a picture.

Why did they let her drive a train, anyway?

I'd hit it.

Sad really and imagine how many young teenage girls want to be like her and Paris Hilton.

I think Larry Flint should step in with an intervention.

Three possible reasons:

1. Schadenfreude
2. "there but for the grace of God go I"
3. Boobies and hoo-has

This thread reminds me that I need to check thesuperficial.com for any updates to the story...

Just for future reference, when she (or Nicole Ritchie, or the evil Olsen twin, or any of these other interchangable morons) inevitably drops dead, do we all have to pretend it's some sort of epic tragedy?

Not quite to Anna Nicole proportions, but yes, we do!

I thought the coke and anorexia took away her large breasts? :confused:

What do you think is better? The blow that Lindsay gets, or the blow that Lindsay gives?

Wait...only one is evil? Which one?

Coke dissolves silicon?

Peace in the East.

Is it me or is there some nippleage showing in that photo?

There does appear to be something peaking above the black bra she's wearing...

If those are her nipples though, they make Marty Feldman's eyes look straight.

Well, speaking from personal experience, bras don't always provide symmetry...

But do they throw nipples out of alignment?

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

I have waited patiently to make my long awaited 3000th post in just such a thread.

Wait.....

Quick nod of respect to QS's imaginative use of the "airheaded heiress" alliteration.

And: pantiesless?

And: pksplskthks

you would think wrong, my psychloptic friend. the girls are still wonderful.

In all seriousness, I actually think she's a good actress. I hope she pulls herself together.

i soooo want to post a very recent pic of her in a tube top bikini, but i don't know if our sissy mods will object to it. no nudity, but it's a great example of how her breasts are still very much in play.

You have very low standards in regard to "big" breasts.